He does like to get peed on, no?

Bicycle stitching is never a good look.

Sarah Palin, 2008: “I can see Russia from my house!”

Such an uncivilized beast. Doesn’t the bear know that the only proper place to do its business is Outback?

I don’t worry about car thieves. I worry about valet parking attendants ruining my car because they can’t drive manual.

Tell that to Jackie Robinson.

He’s not ready for border collies.

Reminds me of this story.

That thing is...jeez, Mercedes, where did you go wrong?

Watch this amazing specimen of youthful vigor sprint to his own inauguration.

King Obama bad. King Trump good.

Yup. Donald Trump: Rhetorical Genius.

This is in line with him referring to himself in the third person, though.

Never mind.

Sisterhood of the Ill-Fitting Pants.

Bee Best.

Uh-huh. Nothing suspicious here.

Help out an ignoramus here: Are these SUVs (that is, not G-Wagens) meant for the US market only, or are they sold around the world? If they’re sold worldwide, do they all come from the US factory, or does M-B make them elsewhere too?

Remember, this is the same guy who didn’t want to put sprinklers in his buildings. Go slam your head some more.

Is he still campaigning on making America great again? Going into 2020, wouldn’t he have had four years to do the job? If he’s keeping the slogan, doesn’t that mean he didn’t make America great when given a chance? If that’s so, then shouldn’t his base realize that he’s been a failure and not vote for him the next…