‘Hip’ young person? “We’ve got this guy, but he’s really neither cool nor hip, just young.”

Urgh.

Duplicate. Never mind.

The G3 looks like the manufacturer just wedged a couple of LED lightsticks into the headlight cluster instead of making a custom DRL. It looks totally cheap.

Hey, I’m a billionaire. A 0.00000000001 billionaire, that is.

Come to the table in the spirit of good faith.

Terrible Learner, the way she keeps picking and losing fights.

the 80s? You mean the 1880s, right?

Trump’s next wife?

It’s not a bug, it’s a feature. The intentional ineptitude. The purposeful cruelty. The lack of concern for details. The DGAF-ness. All of it.

I think it would be appropriate to call the Trump government Bozo Haram.

Giuliani waffled bizarrely between saying there was no collusion, that there may have been collusion but Trump was not involved, and defending his own past statements about whether or not there was collusion.

Hon, that battle was lost a couple of thousand years ago.

Not necessarily. Some think Trump himself is God’s appointed vessel.

Those vents belong on a lamprey.

I have exclusive access to Trump’s tax returns, and I’m here to inform you that his W-2 statement says “Vladimir Putin, dba Mother Russia LLC.”

The guy standing to Trump’s right is John Cornyn, the other Texas senator, so at least in this picture it’s because they’re in Texas.

Speaking of which — do you know who aren’t getting paid because of the shutdown? The Secret Service. That’s right. Let that sink in for a minute.

Tantrump. It’s a portmanteau of his (attempted) skin color, his temper, and his name.

DQYDJ (“Don’t Quit Your Day Job”) is a great blog for income and wealth data, and they’re a lot more detailed and current than most of the financial press.