Everyone focuses on Trump, and rightly so, but let’s not forget that oh-so-principled Mitt Romney also once suggested borrowing from one’s parents is a viable financial option.

Well that explains all the people giving to the Gofundme campaign for the wall.

“Go fuck yourself.” -Dick Cheney

I’m all for pony walls. Think of all the landscaping potential.

“steel barrier”

Maybe he can’t afford the $20 bill?

A partial wall? Yes, let’s build a pony wall. Just look at the beautiful landscaping potential!

So many questions.

most have been staunch supporters of him

It’s not that far off.

You are wrong. The point isn’t that Trump inadvertently stumbled upon a true statement (even a stopped clock, etc.), it’s that he’s a callous jerk who has neither the ability to empathize with others nor the desire to care. His answer to the 7 year old isn’t that different from telling Sgt. La David Johnson’s widow…

Those are in the back.

Huh. It just now occurred to me that Amati is an anagram of Miata. I had only figured that the name was chosen to associate the car with one of the most renowned violin makers (along with Stradivari and Guarneri) and thus invoke class in the minds of the public.

How do these people reconcile the promise that Mexico will pay for the wall with the concept that they’ll have to donate their own money to build it?

The coasterguard! Is Trump launching a new branch of service to patrol and protect our watery boarders?

Trump’s been in office for two years, and there’s still no wall. What makes his supporters still think it’ll take only a few weeks to put up? SMH.

Does the gene pool have a layer of pond scum on top? Because that’s what these gentlemen look like.

It’s the literal Hershey Highway!

Isn’t this story better suited for The Onion?

After the triumph of communist forces under Ho Chi Minh, escaping Vietnamese refugees carried with them a fiery anti-communism. Like the Cubans before them, many Vietnamese became staunch Republicans. That political fidelity continues today. Steven Le, a conservative family doctor, represents Little Saigon on the…