Also, is Phoenix in the running for America’s worst city? Who am I missing?

Interesting you say that. My FIL who lives in Florida during the Winter ( because we need to live up to our Jewish stereotype) was a long time Republican, military guy, gun owner. You’d think he’d be a nightmare, but he’s not. He tore up his NRA membership card, has defriended a bunch of his pals who called Obama the…

“Please, you wish.”

The racists are generally not known for their intellect or critical thinking skills.

A 5K isn’t “four times shorter than” a half marathon. A half-marathon is more than four times longer than a 5K. A 5K is less than a fourth the distance. God I hate it when people use the "x is y times LESS than" expression...

He’s hoping to reach new Golan Heights.

+1 Mesobrotamian

Shirtless goober? Try Gaza stripper.

he just wants to settle who’s best

You do understand that the next phase of this is an appeal.

It’s a really serious condition that appears on humans who are walking in the shadow and a part of their body is hit by a ray of light. :)

Oooh, look, a Cosby supporter. Edgy as fuck. I’d spit on you too, shithead.

Was that a pun/jab?

I think that, when all is said and done, she’s gonna be sari she accepted that assignment.

Considering the ram shackle places that usually fly that flag they should just get an old double-wide trailer for their new wing and save 3.85 million.

I doubt she needs the money so it’s just greed and shitty choices. Someone like me (and probably you)? Get that money, bitch.

Nicki Minaj might be the most annoying person in America. And yeah, I know about that pharmacy douchebag. Still comfortable with my statement.

not possible, my mouse is on auto pilot when scrolling through Jalopnik clicking on every article

Noted. Don’t click on political articles in the future. Everybody wins.

Uh, it says you can’t buy one after 2050, but you can still keep your current gas-guzzlers.