As if we needed another reminder that Don Lemon is awful.

log the fuck off.

I mean, they were trying to make pop specs happen in Morocco.

I feel like the sex and the city movies were trying to be as awesome as.that one abfab episode where they went to Morocco.

“Customers were evacuated from the San Luis Obispo store”

Spend some time in Texas. They’re some pretty good people. I’ve been all over the world, lived all over this country and Texans by FAR are the most honest & genuine people on earth.

Texans aren’t human.

Humans? This was Texas. Home of the inhuman impotent revenge fantasy and prioritizing football loyalties above all else.

American humans. Please leave the rest of us from civilized nations out of it.

Not humans, Texans.

Egging on the guy to shoot the other guy in the head.

That matches the physical description of the average Texan.

So the shooter was egged on, fell from a wall, and was injured in the fall. I think we’re looking for Humpty Dumpty.

One of my friends is an inner city school teacher and ever year we pick the worst name, which granted is pretty horrible. But two years ago there was a girl name La-a. Pronounced ‘Ladasha.’

Paisley as a name repulses me.

I also hate the Jaxon variation of the name Jackson. Spelled out that way makes the parents seem ignorant/illiterate.

My cousin wanted to have a daughter and name her ‘Bentleigh’ (Bentley). I wanted to smack her.

It took me a long-ass time to figure out that it’s not pronounced “sim-o-NAY” like the spelling suggests.

This has bothered me since Hangin’ With Mr. Cooper. It’s an ACCENT MARK. It’s supposed to give you an idea of how to SAY it. It’s not a god damn decoration.

I’m so fucking tired of these motherfucking wingnuts on my motherfucking planet.