I sat next to Frankie Avalon at Cosmopolitan once in Philadelphia. I am 6'3 and he can’t be more than an inch over 5'. It was so odd. I stifled the urge to say that I thought he was bigger.

You didn’t know who Greta Garbo was?Baby, don’t say stuff like that. 

Poor man. And the email scandal that wasnt will be what he will be remembered by. How pathetic.

Clearly Ms. Trump doesnt give a shit about the plight of working women, judging from the complete lack of maternity leave afforded to her US employees. Does she also not care about manufacturing her allegedly stolen designs in the US to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN???

Sorry, Donald, Jr, but you have been caught redhanded. Go directly to Allenwood.

I agree. When did this shit start?

I’m with you. It sounds awkward in this context.

I started secretly liking Megyn Kelley after the Carl Rove comeuppance after the last Obama win. This Trump feud has sealed it. I wish she would take her talents elsewhere. Fox news is pigshit.

Ok, this is your best comment.

He’s pretty rich, so why would he wear that horrible shirt?

There is not too much you could possibly say about that piece of crap flag that wouldn’t offend somebody.

Good response.

Veterans Day is when outerwear goes on sale. Don’t you know anything about America???

Phew. Back to the yahoo comment style that I know so well.

Wow, it is so relaxing listening to his voice someone get the paddles and clear!

That’s the way normal teeth look. She’s fine.

Gaak.

The very finest Trading Spaces reveal was the time when Doug and Hildy did one room black and one room white. Like black or white EVERYTHING. The main problem, other than the fact that that was a horrible idea, was that one of the homeowner couples was very very very proud of their perfect house as it was. When their…

She has a very ghetto name. Deep down she know it.

Barry has been dead for over a year.