To me, she will always be a supermodel!

I don’t think you are an asshole. I have met transgendered people in my life and accept them and sympathize with their struggle, but I have had a hard time losing Bruce Jenner as a male hero. He was THE superstar athlete of my youth and I am finding it difficult to deal with her transition. More exposure to her…

Depends on how many you take. One and it’s a fun time, but more than that is unconscious.

Liza Minelli thanks you.

Nikki Hilton, what the hell are you doing? Didn’t you just marry some Rothschild?

Both perfect.

Don’t find out. It will cheapen you, the knowing.

If I were the nanny, this kid would get a few drops of Visine squeezed into every glass of milk he drinks from now until he goes to college.

Don’t be a fucking bigot. Problem solved.

It would be fun to watch Katie Grin interview him.

Super frustrating to listen to this liar.

I can tell something is about to happen, or not.

Why do you have an anti-vaxx midwife? Just curious. I would not have one of those.

Always team Lauren.

I promise to be quiet and listen. As for the others, yeah, that’s not going to happen.

White people don’t understand because it isn’t our experience. It’s yours. I can’t understand why people don’t just shut the fuck up and listen. Ignore the fucks.

Within a month you’ll forget how you even got home most of the time. “Wait, did I take South George Mason?”

Do you mean forceps procedure?

Oh gross. That brings back memories.

TomatoFace, is that you?