Well, what else do you expect when Broadway shows are, by their very nature, an art that few get to experience live considering you need to a) have the money to get to NYC, b) have the money to stay there or nearby, c) have the vacation time to, d) have the money to buy tickets (yes, you can lottery, but that’s not…

Best part was checking in on Bing in the third episode. Just the best.

Thanks for this. I had not heard of it. Very funny.

He’s a lawsuit loss away from gamely attempting a paso doble on Dancing With the Stars. Dude’s toast.

When asked via Twitter his thoughts about his manuscript being leaked, Milo had this to say: https://twitter.com/account/suspended

I like how Yiannopoulos is the living personification of Things Conservatives Hate (tm), yet somehow lives to pathetically beg for scraps from their table.

The Alt-Right

I read the whole twitter thread and I gotta say: those notes were hilarious. Especially when he was called out multiple times for not saying the truth. One of my favs (I’m paraphrasing): ‘you can’t say that ugly people are drawn to the left. Have you seen people at the Trump rally?’

The A.V. Club

So what you’re saying is we need Seagal to change his ways and challenge Donald Trump to a two minute slap fight. Somehow Trump will become remorseful for a lifetime of wicked ways and beg The Ponytailed One for time to change his ways.

That was On Deadly Great.

That Leather special was baaaad. I don’t think I ever actually got to the end - I kept quitting when I got bored and coming back later. It felt like she’d done a cash grab - once she’d got payment upfront from Netflix, she just didn’t bother to plagiarise prepare any good material.

My personal favorite was:

Aw, you missed the best one!

I love how 90% of that fight is just Seagal kicking/punching/grabbing dudes in the nuts, and the rest is mostly just pushing people over.

*bursts into tears, runs out of room*

That scene made me hungry for chicken.  

As a recovering fanboy, I can say that ”canon” carries a lot of weight at least in part because it’s solid. It’s reliable. It’s objective. Or at least it carries the illusion of all of those things, and there’s comfort in something so dependable, especially if your real life doesn’t offer much of it.

I have concerns that, after a strong start, we might just fall into O.C. territory, which makes me sad. :(

the Secret world of Alex Mack or the Famous Jet Jackson, or even Animorphs