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That movie is my fucking everything, Ian Walker!  If only the ferocity of my keyboard strokes could burst you into coins!

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Did anyone else ever feel like Korra suffered needlessly throughout her show? Aang experiences survivor’s guilt, and PTSD as well, but look at how his show allowed him room to breath without any condescending lectures or cliched “we NEED to talk about this!” moments. Compared to that, Korra gets set up to fail every Read more

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That rock is still floating out there, somewhere. Looking for a home. Looming over the horizon, looking for someone to love...

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Uh, duh, it’s worth 56 upvotes! Don’t get get salty with me just because you don’t know how to convert them into starbuck points.

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Better those losers than the evil fucking pricks I saw at thedonald.win site. I thought i hated those motherless dog fucking pieces of specious trash before, but the amount of racist, sexist, vitriol I saw them spewing at Harris...it’s beyond the beyond. Harris isn’t even running for president and they’re treating her Read more

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You called him a bitch! By the sacred laws of whataboutism he can now declare you the real racist! Or something.  Uh, I don't know.  Something?

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Weirdly dystopian setting for the video notwithstanding, I think in terms of melody and overall “catchyness,” shebop might be the perfect example of 80's American pop melody. It isn’t hampered by the self-serious angst that defined English music back then, and it’s so sincerely odd that it stands out on its own; its Read more

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Ignorant Martian!  Threepio and R2 have clearly bonded as Conjunx Endura!  On cybertron, their love would be celebrated, not used as ammunition to be fired at gold plated ironforge dwarves!

Aug 11
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Ehhhh, I may have missed the point of the article. But I’m unflappable in my ignorance and will just pretend I’m right anyway. That’s how I web. Which is a false verb that I’m pretending is a term people use in casual conversation. See how I web?

Aug 11
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I hate when dudes rap about how much they like fucking. I see nothing wrong with applying that same standard to Cardi and Meg. That doesn’t mean mocking them, it just means ignoring some of their content and snickering when writers act like this routine is ground breaking and revelatory. Foxy Brown, Eve, Li’l Kim off Read more

Aug 10
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You’re mistaken, Luke. Max didn’t kill. Max fumigated. You see, crime was the lingering sweet stench of rotting flowers left to composte in a wretched corner of civilization’s rosary. But instead of breaking down and providing nutrients for the soil of society, it instead spread its malicious taint and infected the Read more

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What are you doing? Just agree with me and give me a star. I only write these things to appear contemplative, I’m very much the online equivalent of those campus douchwads who play acoustic guitars on the lawn to get people to notice how deep they are.

Aug 8
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I’m glad Sugar was honest about cartoon network’s intentions involving her work. It wasn’t that the network was homophobic, it’s that many of the nations they sell the show to in syndication are backwards as hell. It would have been easy for her to paint CN as the bad guys, and very classy of her not to.

Aug 7
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Does it count as sexual assault if living goo forces you to submerge yourself inside of it? Because I recall it getting all up in Riker’s business, nonconsensually speaking.

Aug 6
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Yeeeeah. I was aiming for a tone like that of Stephen Colbert, but I landed on Tucker Carlson. I think the lesson here is to never be impressed with your own writing.