As a man of average height, I fear and loathe this fearsome new age of taller women, knowing that this can only lead to a grim dystopian future wherein I am forced to juggle bowling pins and catch yummy num-nums tossed contemptuously towards my mouth while barking like a seal, lest I displease my tall mistresses and…

Ha!  Fair enough.

This is dumb. Morpheus is the Matrix. Fishburne’s charisma and mystique are what makes the first film so compelling. His speech about batteries is a top ten moment in science-fantasy. His kung fu cool was so absolute that he (unfortunately) made ‘red pill’ a part of the national vernacular. He deserves more respect…

I certainly don’t disagree with that notion. I’ve been a fan of anime since the early 90's when I was renting Ranma ½ dubs from Blockbuster, and while I have immense love for that industry, one thing that has always pissed me off are those perverted characters always groping teenage girls or trying to steal glances…

Well, you did start off by telling him that his opinion is in the minority, when an easy comparison of both of your upvote tallies suggests that this is a more divisive issue than that stance implies.

Considering the Catwoman outfit was an outright recreation of her New 52 look that was also recreated for the recent popularly acclaimed Harley Quinn series

I preemptively hate those people already.

An IP won’t die on us either, smartass.

“Don’t underestimate my resourcefulness. In a sea filled with predators, I’m a MAKO, and I always have Harry Styles’ scent in the water.”

Lololol, I think the cringiest video I’ve EVER seen in that regard was AFI’s “the leaving song part 2,” which basically consists of a bunch of kids driving to the middle of nowhere, putting on disguises, and RAAAAAAGING against normalcy through interpretive slam dancing.  Squares beware!

Lyrics are for prep bastards who can afford bic pens!

D’FAWK IS DIS GUY SAYING?? YOU CALLIN’ US QUEEAHS or SUMTIN'??

Hey, Barsanti! Marvel already did a Watchmen-style takedown of DC. It’s called Supreme Power! J. Michael Straczynski wrote it, it’s better than a chilli cheese burrito, and now that you know about it, you’re 15% cooler than you were when you wrote this article.

I wonder if there’s anything the world should know about that freak who created Cow & Chicken.

Did it really play in the mornings?  When I was a kid, they aired new episodes at 9:30P.M., after Are you scared of the dark?

I gave up on this show years ago, but I can’t help but be pleased that this collection of hapless, perpetually unwanted underdogs finally suckered the universe into letting them have a happy ending.

The joke’s on you, suckers! We got that for free in Wild Things!

That movie is my fucking everything, Ian Walker!  If only the ferocity of my keyboard strokes could burst you into coins!

*Sips his tall frappacino and stares.*

Did anyone else ever feel like Korra suffered needlessly throughout her show? Aang experiences survivor’s guilt, and PTSD as well, but look at how his show allowed him room to breath without any condescending lectures or cliched “we NEED to talk about this!” moments. Compared to that, Korra gets set up to fail every…