That rock is still floating out there, somewhere. Looking for a home. Looming over the horizon, looking for someone to love...

Uh, duh, it’s worth 56 upvotes! Don’t get get salty with me just because you don’t know how to convert them into starbuck points.

Power stone, my dude.  POWER STONE.

Better those losers than the evil fucking pricks I saw at thedonald.win site. I thought i hated those motherless dog fucking pieces of specious trash before, but the amount of racist, sexist, vitriol I saw them spewing at Harris...it’s beyond the beyond. Harris isn’t even running for president and they’re treating her…

You called him a bitch! By the sacred laws of whataboutism he can now declare you the real racist! Or something.  Uh, I don't know.  Something?

Weirdly dystopian setting for the video notwithstanding, I think in terms of melody and overall “catchyness,” shebop might be the perfect example of 80's American pop melody. It isn’t hampered by the self-serious angst that defined English music back then, and it’s so sincerely odd that it stands out on its own; its…

Couldn’t they just?

Ignorant Martian!  Threepio and R2 have clearly bonded as Conjunx Endura!  On cybertron, their love would be celebrated, not used as ammunition to be fired at gold plated ironforge dwarves!

Ehhhh, I may have missed the point of the article. But I’m unflappable in my ignorance and will just pretend I’m right anyway. That’s how I web. Which is a false verb that I’m pretending is a term people use in casual conversation. See how I web?

I hate when dudes rap about how much they like fucking. I see nothing wrong with applying that same standard to Cardi and Meg. That doesn’t mean mocking them, it just means ignoring some of their content and snickering when writers act like this routine is ground breaking and revelatory. Foxy Brown, Eve, Li’l Kim off…

You’re mistaken, Luke. Max didn’t kill. Max fumigated. You see, crime was the lingering sweet stench of rotting flowers left to composte in a wretched corner of civilization’s rosary. But instead of breaking down and providing nutrients for the soil of society, it instead spread its malicious taint and infected the…

What are you doing? Just agree with me and give me a star. I only write these things to appear contemplative, I’m very much the online equivalent of those campus douchwads who play acoustic guitars on the lawn to get people to notice how deep they are.

Yeah, like Zack Morris! He’s trash!

I’m glad Sugar was honest about cartoon network’s intentions involving her work. It wasn’t that the network was homophobic, it’s that many of the nations they sell the show to in syndication are backwards as hell. It would have been easy for her to paint CN as the bad guys, and very classy of her not to.

Does it count as sexual assault if living goo forces you to submerge yourself inside of it? Because I recall it getting all up in Riker’s business, nonconsensually speaking.

They call him the iceman cuz his last name Buuuuur,

Yeeeeah. I was aiming for a tone like that of Stephen Colbert, but I landed on Tucker Carlson. I think the lesson here is to never be impressed with your own writing.

Lemme get this straight...this woman of obvious foreign descent was given an opportunity to work in her natural habitat (a kitchen) to provide meals and smiles to those in need, and instead of exuding gratitude for being allowed to live in the land of the free, the home of the brave, the shining city on the hill, the…

The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world that beating a man about the head with a brick and dragging his unconscious body into a river to drown was...uh...uhhhh...spooooky!

Real talk: Char didn’t want to be on that fucking asteroid, Amuro made him stay and all those suits that exploded trying to push it back were forced to by Amuro’s psychic abilities. The last five minutes of that movie were a flailing murder/suicide that would have made Shinji Ikari harder than a redhead in a coma.