You’re a stronger newtype than me. I couldn’t get past “I can see everyone’s strong and warm wills.”

“Only if you spare the world your offspring by dry-fucking a blender,” is what I would write in reply, but Carlos is nice.  

A genuine Roman salute looks like a karate chop with the elbow slightly bent or a raised hand shake. The one associated with fascism was created by painters looking to punch up their artwork. There’s no need to reclaim something that is utterly made up.

Not really fair to compare it to Sasuke, though. They’re really two different animals. Sasuke is a yearly day long competition edited down to the best three hours and aired as a television special. It’s not that they eschew the sob story angles (Japanese viewers eat that shit up just like we do), it’s that they…

Yeah. He competed a few times in the Sasuke competition over in Japan and placed well. He was basically the face of the entire competition in the U.S. and he made bank. As someone who's followed the show for years, this feels pretty unforgivable.  It's big enough to sink the show.

What do you mean by playing?

What did he die from? Did he die from DYA-BETUS?

Um, did he not listen to the lyrics of his own production, Fame? It’s “I’m gonna live Foreveeeer!” not “I’m gonna die from illness!”

I’m no poser! I know the secret of the happy colored marbles! Most people are not okay! Challenge my Weencerity again, an’ I’ll summon the Boognish to eat your calcium!

Eh. Years of her disseminating detached irony have made it difficult to know how to handle it when she's being sincere.

Yeah. Dunham bugs me, but I wouldn’t wish covid on anyone. Not even some trust fund hipster racist brat from Brooklyn.

Reports of him bursting into tears at random, hiding in various rooms on set, running away for days at a time, and literally sticking his fingers in his ears when presented with unwelcomed news. That’s nutty behavior to me, although I’m borrowing the phrase “absolute nut” from Freakazoid.

I’m blown away by this. X2 was the only movie in the franchise I liked aside from Logan. Magneto’s jailbreak is still one of the most exciting prison escape sequences I’ve ever seen in a movie. And to think Singer was a complete turd during the filming of it? Maaan.

Green bird!  Where is Green Bird?!

It was a natural ending to her arc, dammit!

It’s a shame how he went out, but let’s not pretend this isn’t just another case of millionaires feuding with millionaires. Clausen was extremely well compensated for his work, it isn't like they left him alone in the woods to feed the bears.

I feel like it’s still more honest than the corporate tyranny we struggle under in the modern age, though.  Polite wording and effusive marketing have taken the place of baldly stated death threats.

She was a pedophile who ruined her kid’s childhood, not some white instagram model who dressed up as Pocohontas at a frat party. Bradley deserved far worse than what she got.

Meeeeean! Sarah Jean Underwood was a nice person who had fun with her role.  She and Candice Bailey were an underrated combo, and enjoyable viewing despite the irritating demographic G4 targeted.

YES! Finally! Something that caters to the most underserved demographic in the united states! Young men with playstations! I couldn’t be any more erect!