While I neither mind James nor James/Lena, I dislike your 3 Future Plot point because

Haha yes! And speaking of which, seeing Yoda was a big surprise since I somehow managed to avoid all spoilers for this movie. I’m so glad they nailed the original puppet look.

I absolutely loved the riff that Luke goes on when he lays out the hypocrisy of the Jedi. He said what we’ve all been thinking since the PT.

Here’s the thing with Leia “flying.”

Star Wars isn’t always the best place to see good physics, but if she were in the vacuum of space, there wouldn’t be any gravity. In a zero-g environment, you would only need a small amount of exertion to move yourself.

Leia isn’t “flying” so much as she’s gently pulling her…

Mmm yes, exactly the kind of cynicism I’d expect from a Star Wars fan.

Why should he change his name? It’s the other guy that sucks.

I don’t want to live in this world where nothing good happens and the news is just one shitty story after another. But if I’m stuck here, I’m grateful for Stephen Colbert’s ability to make me laugh at how ludicrous the world is.

If Pai gets curb stomped, it would make my day. If that hyena that I heard in the video got one just after him? I’d be in heaven.

And yet cheated on his wife.

Welp, I guess that’s it for acting. Time to look for human remains in Anthony Hopkins’ freezer.

“literally”

Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

Here are some pearls. Perhaps you would like to clutch them.

Bye.

I’m sure Breitbart will be thrilled to have you back.

I’m guessing Comcast will be the first one, since they already don’t give a shit about good customer service and are openly assholes.

So you (a) decided not to be friends with someone who rejected your romantic interest after you respected that rejection and (b) made a romantic overture that was rejected, and respected that rejected? Sorry, but you’ve got nothing to be guilty for. Unless you intend to live a life of celibacy, come from a culture…

So you’re telling a black man to shut up. That’s mighty white of you

I did dumb stuff as a teen (making inappropriate jokes and such mainly among men or online) and did so until my 30s, but when I realized it was wrong, I stopped. I never threatened a woman’s career or showed her porn or smacked her ass or any of that sort of thing. It’s really not hard to avoid that

I don’t know about you, but I never: