does this mean the Discovery Channel is gonna cancel his race against that shark?

They obviously spread themselves too thin.

+ 1 Oscar Mayer hot dog

Fuck you

He’s clearly not a great driver. I bet he’d get lost on an oval.

Daylight savings strikes again.

I have heard 9 and 3 is better if you have an airbag, I bet someone got confused and did a 10 and 3 and wrecked

Yes you should! Trust me; I am an experienced driver.

As a deft, experienced driver, I would advise they keep their hands at 10 and 2 in future races.

***Researches who this guy is***

Well there goes a healing the sick opportunity.  

Alderson: *denies Tebow*

He’s on the ballot every day in our hearts

They would probably kick Samer’s ass too.

Naturally, they did this a week after signing Tim Hardaway Jr. for over $70 million. Not a week before, a week after.

Look at mister “I know a thing or two about airplanes” over here.

Hey! Chuck Yeager, why donchya go get us a couple of seats on your space ship?

... I don’t know where this bit is going.

I belong to a union, in a mostly non-union office with one other union employee, and it’s stunning how much my fellow union employee hates the union. She thinks that because our union is still in negotiations and therefore we’re not yet getting the COLA (cost of living adustments) the non-union folks have already…

Pilot here. Can confirm lowness of runways.

skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings

I once attended an outdoor wedding where they released doves. It was an extremely windy day, and one of them planted into the side of a building as it flew away. The couple was divorced within six months.