Come on, Emma. You know that video got leaked ages ago

Exactly! He can get early mover advantage on the self driving car dealership market while she’s stuck in the Silicon Valley fantasy land that thinks that everybody will be real jazzed about renting a car from the car conglomerate or us all just having a national Zipcar or something instead of owning a fucking car.

Hi, I live in New York. I’d like you to kindly return my tax dollars, please.

I assume he’d want to hear more about this Cliven Bundy fella and asking why these government roads are all over the fine land of Deseret

I had forgotten until I was over the house the other day, but my mom stands for the anthem when they show it on TV. Doesn’t sing, but she will stand even at home.

The dumb part of that is short of somebody winning this fight by a 3rd round knockout or something we would always get the second fight. Just going the distance regardless if one of them won all 12 rounds would be reason enough for a rematch

It’s a little tougher when Golovkin wins a card 115-113 and then Canelo wins another card 118-110. If scoring boxing is that difficult and can have that much variance then you need about 21 judges to try to get something approaching a good sample

Take your +1 but he woud’ve fought an esquimaux if you really wanted to commit to the bit. Possibly it could have involved a mussulman if we wanted to get accidentally racist here

...so you got paid $2,800 per month? Not saying that’s amazing, but remind me, is that more than $0?

Glad I voted for him twice, then

Read the comment I was responding to. It might help with context

I accidentally hit the Barnum Effect on a kinja comment. Totally wasn’t trying to do a “...but Obama!” thing here. I liked him. I fucking hate Trump with every fiber of my being

Hey, somehow Obama managed to pull off the trick of being an impotent sissy who would bow to all external forces while still being an unstoppable despot who was forcing his personal will on everybody

I just figured it was bound to happen once they got away from their core competency of hot dogs and potted meats

What this has taught me is that if you put clothes on one dog I think you’re a monster, but put clothes on a whole bunch in one place and you’ve got yourself a puppy parade to beat the band right there.

Man, I used to be in the CWA, My shop had a couple people who were the stereotypical free riders who would’ve been fired almost anywhere else, we worked out of contract for a little more than 2 years at one point, and the Local fixed our election one year to make sure the corrupt as shit president’s wife could get…

Hey Chris, I moved away from Central New York about 10 years ago. this is a little awkward, but could you...uh...tell me a little more about your Wegmans? Say something about W-Up.

So your argument boils down to “sure, I’m getting fucked here, but at least they’re not using the sandpaper dildo this time”

It’s pretty crazy that over the course of the whole game the ump made, what, about 4 bad calls? Then he saved up one egregious one for when the pressure was on. Guess you gotta get those umpires with the clutch gene

Please, please, mr. cable monopoly, please notice how much I love you and capitalism