who needs publicly funded libraries when you can just rely on the forthcoming largesse of local billionaires who are no doubt grateful for the public stadium contribution and tax cuts

James Harrison’s sons: [take AFC Championship ring away from their dad]

Finally a chance to throw batteries at someone’s head out of joy instead of anger.

A chess grandmaster knows how to enjoy sports: watching the Cardinals lose in Busch Stadium.

The NCAA should never again use the phrase, “Lack of Institutional Control”, unless it is into a fucking mirror.

Guy looks like a local-access cable version of Newt Gingrich so I’m not surprised.

My conclusion: people who have children only begin to care about children once they have children.

But for many the story is that the republicans held the WH, Senate, and House, and yet couldn’t pass a budget.

Are there any restrictions planned on willful franchise destruction? Or operating a top-market team like a debt-ridden recent college graduate with an art history degree?

My first reaction was ‘this is stupid, leave the game alone’. Then I remembered the John Lackey experience from the most recent post-season. My final answer: ban John Lackey, skip the pitch clock.

If you’re not paying for my life rights, you don’t get to shop this script around.

He also cited Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos’s work

Fuckin they pull scholarships for people being late and shit so fuck that excuse AD and Pitino

Those procedures include providing due process for everybody involved

So at UM you can commit sexual assault, but if you violate your sexual assault QUOTA, you’re gone.

New Orleans Saints 2006-present.

Has anyone reached out to the Tequila Cowboy for comment or is Jerry Jones too busy to talk?

The traditional method of winning a national championship in Alabama.

No one likes you.

If they wanted a trophy so bad, why not keep the Civil ConFLiCT around?