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Suggestion from an Old: Look up their PR reps online, and write directly to them.

Better yet, start with the PR reps, then go from there to finding any listed management or executive employees you can find, and get in their ear (or on their e-mail) as well.

There’s an old metric in marketing: Silence in the face of

yer gonna spit out yer eggnog when i tell you Rex Grossman is the man who led his team to an NFC title with nothing but an unleashed dragon and Gator pride

A confused Al Michaels sits alone waiting all day for Sunday Night that never arrives

A lot of people are going to try to tell you different, but let me assure you: you are exactly the right amount of upset about this.

Calm down Jameis and have some crab legs. You aren’t you when you’re hungry.

Apparently, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

I’m not surprised. Messing up a math problem and Florida State have long gone hand in hand.

I’m always jealous of highlights from other leagues, Domincan winter league, KBO, NPB etc, because of how much goddamn fun everyone is having. Players, fans, announcers, everyone. “Respect the game” assholes are the worst.

I for one welcome my new dong smashing overlord.

Pink Floyd tried to warn us about this dark side like forty years ago.

Tonight’s guest on “How to tell someone is not from New York”

I think this is more common than you think. In Boston, every time the camera catches someone drinking Coke, they pan up to Reggie Lewis’ jersey hanging from the rafters.

God I wish I invested $1000 in Amazon or Google a few years before I did. God I wish I didn’t invest in Under Armor when I did. God I wish I knew the future and/or had a time machine so I could ride the speculation waves.

You could have bought a bunch of Magic: the Gathering cards without even going to another website!

You haven’t really slammed Bitcoin until you explain that ‘Mt. Gox’ literally, LITERALLY, stands for Magic The Gathering Online eXchange.

Let’s see the votes for Ovechkin in the All-Star game. Foreign influence kept many of those votes from going to Sidney Crosby.

Remember, this is the face of an Olympic Athlete and not one of someone who just got done masturbating to some very unsettling Anime porn.

But......don’t you still have to buy a self driving car from somewhere?

psh, amateur!