The block seating idea makes sense I guess, but segregated seating does not. Or at least it would not fly (pun seriously not intended) once that plane entered the US.

When I was a F/A I heard some stories of Hasidic men asking the flight attendants if they were “dirty” meaning on their periods on flights to Tel Aviv. Apparently the men cannot accept service items from “dirty” women. Most F/A’s would answer that they were absolutely on their period.

Look, you’re basically describing me. If all of that is criteria for deserving to die off than I guess I don’t want to live anyway... But I AM as adorable as any panda out there, so I guess I’d probably also be spared by virtue of humanity’s squee reflex.

THIS IS THE CRAPPIEST MASCARA EVERY CREATED! there i said it.

THIS IS THE CRAPPIEST MASCARA EVERY CREATED! there i said it.

This post reminds me of something.

I just got up in that age range (I’m 42, my kids are 21) and I realized something as I was on vacation last week: I LIKE this shit! I really like not having to bat off 22 year old dudes or feel competitive with other women or have anyone give enough of a fuck about my koolaid for me to have to worry about the flavor.…

I think Louis CK said that, by the time you’re 40, no one cares about you. They just expect you to do your job. That’s about right.

Whoa whoa whoa... Can you for real actually dump the litter-covered poop and pee into the toilet bowl? I always assumed this would very quickly lead to some very serious plumbing problems.

Now I'm starting to think that the author didn't know that Val was married to Eddie. I mean ... that's the whole joke. Eric Stonestreet tells "some lady" to get out of the way. She turns around and it's the ex-wife of Van Halen's legendary guitarist, and mother of its current bassist. That's why it's funny!

...but it's not a foreign throne. It's a prop. That would be like saying the Titles and Nobilities Clause of the US Constitution prohibits Obama from being recognized as, say, an honorary Starfleet Captain.

That first sentence driving anyone else insane?!

Every time I read a Jaden tweet, this pops into my mind.

I usually subscribe to the Occam's Razor principle, which is why I believe that these people were intentionally infected with measles by Big Pharma in order to frighten people into getting vaccinated. Follow the money, sheeple.

I'll have to vote for last winter's jam, Carmex, but seriously? This goo from Bath & Body Works has kept my lips from falling off all this winter. I love it, and I wear it 24/7.

I'll have to vote for last winter's jam, Carmex, but seriously? This goo from Bath & Body Works has kept my lips…

I would totally do this if I had an otter. And since I'm an otter too, we would hold hands and never be separated. It would be otterly beautiful.

It's time once again for the Gallery of Regrettable Food!

I was going to jump to your defense, but seriously the people arguing with you know it all so why bother. Just so you can feel less frustration - you're right. Not all "crashes" are flaming balls of death at 600mph. But try telling those dickheads. (former flight attendant, trained and watched allllll the "bad…

I'm an American, and I hear that phrase plenty. I think it's pretty common here, at least in the South.