Scott Baio ruins everything. Including the 2016 election.

I chaperoned my son's 1st grade class to the zoo. We came around the corner to the Galapagos Tortoises exhibit to find them mating. The adults sputtered; the children were puzzled; the guide laughed. My son yelled, "Look, they're playing leapfrog!" Yeah, that's the ticket - leapfrog.

I know how to solve the ISIS problem in the Middle East. Someone just make a video of ISIS fighters insulting nurses. Then, sit back and watch!

Nurses are amazing. I have friends who are nurses. I love nurses. Thank you Donald Trump.

My first thought as, "thank god that wasn't me!"

OMG, you nailed it! I like Jon Snow, but not Kit Harrington. I am this way also about Viggo Mortenson. I think Aragorn is hot, Viggo Mortenson not so much!

I cannot figure out why I disliked her so much on Regis & Kathie Lee and love her so much now. Did Regis just bring out the bad in her? Or, did they not let her drink back then. Because she is hysterically unchained now.

People who want to hug you are akin to the people who tell you to smile. They can all go fuck off.

Well, they’d been harassing and teasing me quite a bit. The family was really ready for me to marry this guy. I was saying “no, no” and kept moving to the back of the crowd. But the people in front kept moving away from me, at the urging of the bride & groom. I told them I wouldn’t catch it...... It was funny and we…

Yes, I’d meet him. We’d make a great I-cannot-commit couple!

I allowed a bouquet, that was specifically targeted toward me, hit me in the chest and fall on the floor.

Someone please promote this reply! It's an important rebuttal to the awful advice in the article.

Thanks!

"Does my butt look too small in this bustle?"

What movie is that?

They don't care. It got the clicks - look at the number of comments.

Yes, it is the parents' job. And, if you choose to do that, I don't think you can be considered a hands-on parent. That doesn't mean you aren't a good parent.

Ok, you're right. The decline of all civilization on Earth. (Yes, I'm joking.)

I'm also not tarnishing her role as a mother. By all means, hire as much help as you can afford and feel you need. But then don't bleat about being "hands on". I'm criticizing privileged people who claim they are "hands on".

I agree. As a matter of fact, I'm a "put a changing table in the mens' room" activist. I just thought it was funny to say you are hands on when in fact you are hiring 2 staff for 1 baby. I'm not criticizing her vs. letting him off the hook. Sorry if it came off that way. I mean - that's just it - there are two parents…