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newalexburrito
Feb 12 2016
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I chaperoned my son's 1st grade class to the zoo. We came around the corner to the Galapagos Tortoises exhibit to find them mating. The adults sputtered; the children were puzzled; the guide laughed. My son yelled, "Look, they're playing leapfrog!" Yeah, that's the ticket - leapfrog.

Sep 18 2015
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I know how to solve the ISIS problem in the Middle East. Someone just make a video of ISIS fighters insulting nurses. Then, sit back and watch!

Aug 3 2015
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Can I just ask....If you are an adult, why would you even try to watch it? There are better bad movies to get drunk to. And, funner ways to go spend time drinking. My 10-yr old watched it so I couldn't get drunk. It was horrible. Really, find another movie to drink to. Or, drink to the Real Housewives and chug Read more

Jun 4 2015
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OMG, you nailed it! I like Jon Snow, but not Kit Harrington. I am this way also about Viggo Mortenson. I think Aragorn is hot, Viggo Mortenson not so much!

Jun 1 2015
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I've been disappointed in her since the beginning of the series. She's the "Betty Draper" of GOT for me (if you are a Mad Men fan). I don't know why sub-par acting is acceptable in a prestige drama if the actress is "pretty". Surely, there are actresses who are talented and attractive who would gladly accept a TV Read more

Jun 1 2015
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Was it just me, or did Emilia Clark seem like a better actress when paired in a scene with Peter Dinklage?

Jun 1 2015
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Only 1 criticism of last night's episode - the Night's King looks distractingly like an albino Darth Maul.

May 29 2015
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Scientist have the sense of humor of 8-year old boys. I'm surprised they didn't try to capture the mummy's last, unexpressed, fart from his butt.

May 29 2015
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I cannot figure out why I disliked her so much on Regis & Kathie Lee and love her so much now. Did Regis just bring out the bad in her? Or, did they not let her drink back then. Because she is hysterically unchained now.

May 20 2015
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Well, they’d been harassing and teasing me quite a bit. The family was really ready for me to marry this guy. I was saying “no, no” and kept moving to the back of the crowd. But the people in front kept moving away from me, at the urging of the bride & groom. I told them I wouldn’t catch it...... It was funny and we Read more

May 20 2015
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I allowed a bouquet, that was specifically targeted toward me, hit me in the chest and fall on the floor.

May 13 2015
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Someone please promote this reply! It's an important rebuttal to the awful advice in the article.