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No, he deserved an Oscar for both “What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?” and “The Aviator”. If (*coughs*when*coughs*) he wins for the Revenant, I’ll treat this like I treated Denzel Washington’s win for “Training Day”... I’ll pretend he won for one of his better performances (in Denzel’s case, “Malcolm X”).

Dakota and Melanie got rich and famous because of Hollywood ageism and sexism. They got acting jobs because they were young, slim, blonde, white, and conventionally beautiful enough to look good on a movie screen. It’s a little hypocritical to use a beauty standard to achieve success and then bitterly complain once it

Ageism concerns aside, Melanie Griffith has never been in the same room as an extraordinary actress.

In a more serious response. Sometimes, especially once they are teens, let ‘em get away with the lie. Kids, especially tweens and teens, treasure those little victories. Occasionally throw them a bone, and even though you got them bang to rights, let them off with it and pretend you didn’t catch them and that you

Sorry to tell you, but in all likelihood you will remain so. MDs, ‘friends’, etc....

There’s no way that it would take more time to have him point at a line of text on a menu than to get two managers involved to eventually decide on and approve the plan Josh came up with.

Couldn’t the server have just asked the man to point to the item he wanted on the menu?

considering you never heard of fuck, marry, kill and watch Tosh.O, i’m assuming your roughly in the 7th grade age bracket?

After the Seth Myers having Jon Snow over for dinner sketch and the Game of Thrones musical bit I’ve been wanting to see Kit Harington in something comedic, this looks fun.

It’s the most extreme case of relative attractiveness in actor vs. character! Jon Snow, sooo pretty, yet quite commanding and sexy, with a deeply manly bearing about him. Kit Harington, objectively nice-featured, yet not appealing in any similar way. He’s pouty and petty-looking, like he’d be the type to throw things

“We spoke to Jezebel, a popular Kardashian news site, on Twitter today...”

Yes, I’d meet him. We’d make a great I-cannot-commit couple!

You “Boy Who Could Fly”-ed the shit outta that bouquet! That is also my favourite move when the traditional bouquet toss comes around. Nice one.

Would you like to meet my cousin who let the garter bounce off his chest and fall on the floor?

Maybe you could give the bouquet to the oldest female relative at the wedding? It would be so sweet and respectful your mom would be in no place to complain. Maybe. Depending on the personalities involved.

Thank you: “The problem isn’t that this episode included a rape, but that it did so in the service of bad storytelling. It told the audience nothing that wasn’t already known, and it didn’t advance any plot lines beyond where they already were.”

I’m 56 and cannot understand why younger generations AREN’T as angry. Give it time. It grinds you down - even with the battles won, the shit is still there.

Because they all know what a terrifying idea this is. They rather grey everyone than delete this article altogether :-(