I'm never Grammar Cop, but shouldn't it be 'someone STOLE Lupita's dress'? She was robbed, the dress was stolen.

If you ever come across it in a bookstore or library, Dr. Jeri Nielsen's book about her time spent working at the Amundsen-Scott South Pole Station in Antarctica is a really interesting read.

They keep sending off for Sea Monkeys.

Sounds good, I'm on my way.

He may be a dickhead but he's a brilliant writer (I have read him) whereas Weiner is a popular fiction hack who is totally trying to blame sexism for the fact that she's not taken seriously, when the reality is that she's not taken seriously because she writes generic, badly written fluff that is fine for planes or…

With Vergara you get Lucy and Ricky in one character.

Lip Smackers strawberry tastes like 6th grade. See also Kissing Potion

She sends them to Gwyneth Paltrow.

Interesting. Know if there's any research on it?

See, it is literally impossible to make Dakota Johnson memorable in any way whatsoever.

Yeah, and if the pizza gets saucy, you can eat it. Children, not so much.

Somewhere a '70s van is missing it's painting...

Absolutely zero snark from me on this story. This man's clearly a victim. Anyone who saw more than one Taken movie certainly didn't do so of their own volition.

I wonder how many times a year she gets the norovirus.

At last, evidence that you should always bring Spears to a knife fight.

He looks so baby faced here! With the hair and mustache for the movie, I remember watching it as a kid and thinking, "Why did they cast a 30 year old for this part. It's so weird!"

A photoshop goy! Such a unique title for the resume.

I'm sorry but that is not cute! Chickens are scary and I want nothing to do with them other than eating their delicious plucked bodies and unfertilized eggs.

Am I a hopeless fuddy-duddy for refusing to get on Team Salad Tossing? I just...fecal-oral bacterial transmission, you guys. C. diff is no fucking joke.

Yeah, I didn't know how the whole motorboating the ass would've been that pleasurable for Marnie, but what do I know?! The most shocking part of the whole scene was that it wasn't Lena Dunham's ass.