Asshole. (Meaning that's what I call Halloween Scrooge's, not you!)

I lived in a big-yard neighborhood at one time and was actually offended by the kids being driven by their parents from house to house in fucking golf-carts.

In my area, lots of kids from the richer neighborhoods go to less-rich neighborhoods for trick-or-treating. Why? The rich neighborhoods have really big yards, so there are long walks between houses, thus fewer houses visited in the same 2-hour time window. The neighborhoods with small yards and close together…

Well put - excellent description of it. I also really wanted to like it.

Oh, puh-lease, Martha. Like kids are going to eat all sorts of "spinach and anything" foods! Not happening, unless you leave the vodka in the punch.

Much as we all like to make the comparison, children are not dogs and cannot be trained in exactly the same way as animals.

What's the equivalent for "beard" for lesbians? Stedman. Just wondering.....

LOL!

It took more than 4 years, but Scott Baio DID ruin everything. Best of luck, Dodai.

Nothing beats old-fashioned diner lingo - my fav has always been the first on this list; Adam and Eve on a raft.

You pay for a service and you expect correct delivery of the service. A very expensive service, I might add. If you went to buy a tomato and they gave you a grape, the contract between the two parties has been violated. You may love grapes, but you paid for tomatoes. If they gave sperm of a red-headed guy with…

You answered your own question! They put her on *because* she's an oversensitive shit-stirrer. And, the ratings went up. No one is watching for the other new hosts. They are exactly watching to see Rosie and Whoopi get into it.

Ratings ploy.

Well, that did it for me. Not watchin'.

This.

You win!

Seems like you could justify butt-photo taking as a business expense, right? Get a new TV and write it off your taxes!

So distracted you posted it three times! My sister accused me of being kinky and she thought it was pornographic! Ok, so maybe it was, but I liked it!

It looks as though she has luxurious, carefully curled and colored armpit hair.

Not to mention that Rivers was in her 80's, elevating the risks of surgery and general anesthetic.