I might need Kinja lessons, though! I started a reply, cancelled before posting and it posted anyway. Then I posted another reply, but it's not here! Anyway, was once an active commenter (multiple Comment of the Day on Jezebel), and would love to be again. (I had to start a new account because your IT dept. could…

I find the "milk shake" analogy crude. All the boys in my neighborhood are drawn to my lovely lily-scented valley.

OK - having editing problems, sorry. I love Io9 - been reading you and Jezebel since the inception. I'd love to help - I know how frustrated I was when I had to create a new account, lost all my following and was relegated to the grays. I stopped commenting for a long time. Now that I do comment again, it is…

I'm a long-time reader of Jezebel and I09. I was a lively and starred commenter back in the days long ago. Then, pre-Kinja mind you, there was a hacker attack and password and accounts needed to be reset. My reset never worked even after working with your IT people. I s

We enjoy ridiculing idiots with equal opportunity and glee. It's not our fault if Kirk Cameron puts himself out there as both a Christian and an idiot!

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That little owl is a pet and here is a video of it going to my new favorite restaurant. I've never eaten there, but any restaurant that is called Little Zoo and filled with pet owls is bound to be my favorite.

This is set to the tune of "That's Amore", I presume?

She wears a cowl that could be arm-knit. Lots of instructions for that online. I'm gonna try it. But I do love this shawl-like thing, too.

God, I miss the old Phil Donahue show. The way back version before he had to start competing with Oprah, Sally jesse, maury etc.

Finally! A good news Florida post! We've done something smart down here, not batshit.

A woman misses Jaqen H'ghar. A woman thought he was most intriguing and wanted to know more about a man. Valar Morghulis

That's a soloist, there!

Not to mention that, yes, most women are pretty careful to wash their external bits regularly. However, please note the diva cup is inside.

Men not keeping it clean is a major problem for the women they have sex with. Medical studies have documented a link between sex with uncircumcised men and cervical cancer. One reason might be bacteria due to poor hygiene?

That's one chill little dude! He's like, "whatevs, Mom". Really adorable little guy!

This is a national tragedy. The toilet paper roll is: 1. The Universal Pet Toy. Everything from parrots to lizards to cats & dogs loves toilet paper rolls. I'm sure fish would love them if they wouldn't disintegrate in the water. 2. Kids love them, as already stated by so many people. 3. Both these facts mean…

So, she publicly calls him a clown and an ass.

"Big tinkle" is the funniest! Well done!

In 5th grade, I wrote a Christmas story in school and named one of the elves Tit.