Men not keeping it clean is a major problem for the women they have sex with. Medical studies have documented a link between sex with uncircumcised men and cervical cancer. One reason might be bacteria due to poor hygiene?

That's one chill little dude! He's like, "whatevs, Mom". Really adorable little guy!

This is a national tragedy. The toilet paper roll is: 1. The Universal Pet Toy. Everything from parrots to lizards to cats & dogs loves toilet paper rolls. I'm sure fish would love them if they wouldn't disintegrate in the water. 2. Kids love them, as already stated by so many people. 3. Both these facts mean…

So, she publicly calls him a clown and an ass.

"Big tinkle" is the funniest! Well done!

In 5th grade, I wrote a Christmas story in school and named one of the elves Tit.

As a Michigander by birth and current Floridian, I'm doubly offended! Oh, and I also just did jury service here in FL and we came to a quick, unanimous decision. Well, okay, so there weren't 12 of us, only 7. But, anyway.....

1. Why are some of the ads in American accents? Does that sell well in Australia?

I have a 9-yr old son. The mesh, pardon this word, panty in swimming trunks chafs and irritates his little penis. So, we cut the lining out and he wears quick-dry exercise boxer briefs under his swimsuit now. In other words, sensitive pee-pee is a reason.

I agree. The "old days" of moderators, stars, etc. were really good. The overall quality of commenting has gone down considerably. Also, I used to like to compete for Comment of the Day - too bad that is gone, too.

Thanks! I will try them! Where are Hanky Pankys sold?

The main reason this happens to me is that, when I've found a brand that fits comfortably, doesn't leave panty lines, right shade of skin tone to not show with white pants, the manufacturer kindly discontinues the line. Thanks a lot Warner's Not so Innocent Nudes! The lines been discountinued about 8 years now, but…

Am I the only one who thought "Final Touch " sounded like funerary supplies? I thought it was going to be brows for burial!

Darn

Darn, can't get the picture up. For all the vagina cakes you'd like to see, please follow the link to Cake Wrecks!

Better than this doozy on Cake Wrecks.

Hmm, before we criticize writing clarity too m

Well done in photo selection! He is giving the "I can't believe you made such a goofy mistake in your article" look and lost fingers. I admire you, The Bean!

Although it was hard to read beyond, "the uterus we pick...", the rest of the quote is horrific. According to her, having different hair colors, certain hair cuts, long braid apparently makes someone a stripper. And, apparently, strippers aren't good enough to carry Shepard's baby.

I don't think it's the tone of the article. I think it's the tone of Shepard, her husband, and her ex.