Hey y’all, we just need to advance the paradigm of team branding through synergistic middle management gibberish, bless our hearts.

This comment is the equivalent of reading a well-researched takedown piece of NCAA injustices and saying “ok ok but Coach Cal still one of the good guys, amirite guys?!”

I don’t know anything. Care if I engage in rank speculation with no solid basis for anything I spew?

WELP

Everybody is starving and hungry to sit in front of a camera and talk

Can I ask a serious question? Are people so fundamentally stupid that Adequate Man really needs to exist - OR - is it just trolling for the sake of trolling? I need to know the answer to this. Every “Adequate Man” post could be answered just fine by a 10 year old.

You guys aren’t doing justice to this recent piece, which has to be the best lipstick ever created an a tribute to Deadspin’s evolution into a grown up media property

Seems like a very all-or-nothing take. If Bernie can’t fix the problem 100%, on the day he takes office, then he’s ripe for criticism because he hasn’t done enough and won’t do enough in the future? Not really a fan of that analysis.

I have just one question.

I get the feeling Burneko was really, REALLY upset when Peyton Manning went over Ryan Leaf.

Week 2 is not over.

On the bright side, that was Miami's must successful drive all season.

had a .04 rating.

Stay classy Rutgers. Kids are going to see that. How will you explain?

How will you explain? I don't know I guess I'll explain to my kids that sometimes institutions cover up horrible fucking things because FOOTBALL

I mean... really? Shouldn't every AD be apologizing after every game? If Drew's WYTS series taught us anything, it's that EVERY TEAM has stupid fans who are going to act like jackasses and cross the line. I don't really think Rutgers has more or less of these than every other fanbase.

A good way to explain that banner BTW

Yeah Rutgers should definitely feel bad for mocking the University that condoned child molestation and continues to pretend their sainted JoePa was not involved...