Deadspin has dug in their heels on a really bad take with the whole Caster Semenya story. It is just an ugly situation, but that does not mean it is discriminatory. Look, the athletics categories are “male” and “female”, and we are not talking about those categories in terms of which one you personally identify as.…

It’s surprising, to me, that a poll on NOlympicsla.com might have a bias toward anti-Olympic sentiment.

You are a way more attentive viewer than I am.

I never understood hazing. “Oh, you want to be part of our team? Let us be tremendous assholes to you for a while and then you can join.” I can see, like, making the freshman carry the water or some shit, fine.

No amazon is not. Amazon is selling this for 33 dollars, some random company from china that has not sold 1 thing other than this sharpener is selling it for 22 dollars.

No amazon is not. Amazon is selling this for 33 dollars, some random company from china that has not sold 1 thing…

I did gay jokes. I did rape jokes. Comedians, who are terrible people, prize the jokes you know shouldn’t make, and I subscribed to that idea as well. That I always was a fairly liberal guy was hardly an excuse. In fact, that probably only made things worse because I tacitly believed that I had more permission to…

I can’t believe this needs to be said but: You ALWAYS turn the shower back to bath position because whomever reaches in to turn it on the NEXT time get’s blasted with either scalding or freezing water! IT’S COMMON DECENCY!

While the content will take a variety of forms, Kelly says the majority will be video.

“My name spelled backwards is okenrub, because okenrub mah penis after I write these things.”

Look, all I can really say is that, in my personal opinion, if you think it’s cool to send out an in-office memo with frequent use of “y’all” in order to sound “cool” and “personal” instead of corporate, you’re probably the sort of supervisor whom everyone working for wants to repeatedly punch in the face.

Born between 1995 and 2012, Generation Z is considered to be independent and competitive workers who want to write their own job description and work for organizations with similar social values. 

lmao there is already a description for how people born in 2012, also known as children recently graduated from toddlerism, behave in the workplace

“ In order to connect with Gen Z, you must first recognize that we are our own unique generation.”

If you remove the fondness for digital media (which apparently isn’t real because they love face to face) the description for Gen Z could apply to literally everyone. Unless of course I missed how other generations LOVE being told what to do at their jobs while working for corporations with horrible social values.

Because perhaps you, dear reader, are a resident of Alabama and would like to submit a public records request for me.

The Giants fanbase consists largely of entitled Yankee fans who say “we” when things are going well and “they” when they aren’t. I have to send my family out of the house on gameday, so that they won’t see the horrible person I am when I’m watching this team. They have so much more fun than I do for those three…

You know what this article did. It reminded me of how awful our fans are sometimes. In my 40 years I have been lucky enough to see 5 Super Bowls, where we won 4 of them (3 of which we were decided underdogs).

I’ll preface (because I probably have to on Kinja) by saying that the NFL is just a disgusting corporation that is damn near murdering humans for profit. That said:

I want to take everyone who votes “homer” and walk them from home plate to the outfield fence. IT’S SO FUCKING FAR.

There’s absolutely no way it’s homer. I know people who played minor league ball and they have all said unless you played in college you have zero chance of hitting the ball more than about 175' with a wooden bat. Or, more eloquently, you could maybe crank one out of a little league field if you hit it straight at the…