Sports are fun. Politics suck. Why do we want more politics in sports?

It’s surprising, to me, that a poll on NOlympicsla.com might have a bias toward anti-Olympic sentiment.

Re: the egg question

Every relationship would improve substantially by getting a King bed. Sleep is just about the most important thing (NO ONE DENIES THIS!) so why would you not make it as comfortable as possible? I couldn’t imagine sleeping with another human in a full-size bed for longer than, like a month.

No it doesn’t.

Real easy to say when you’re not the one who’ll have to find a new job.

Deadspin is paying the Dr. V’s Putter story guy now?

That 70's Show is forgotten?

“somehow make the NCAA’s investigative branch look exactly like the incompetent, over-reaching body that it is.”

Why does a state school have a team of players entirely from other countries?

Ticket to Ride. Dominion. 7 Wonders.

Their constant use of “y’all” is so fucking irritating. “Aw, shucks, gang, the Deadspin boys are writin’ bout us again.” The phony we’re-all-friends-here tone would piss me off to no end if I were getting those emails.

Born between 1995 and 2012, Generation Z is considered to be independent and competitive workers who want to write their own job description and work for organizations with similar social values.

Dude, that’s almost word-for-word the way that SBNation fucked up DRaysBay, the Tampa Bay Rays’ blog. There used to be daily threads with 500-1000 comments, now they get maybe 20 total comments on all articles in a day.

Is Hamilton Nolan gonna show up to defend unions here?

Also, Keith Wenning is the guy you sign to hold the clipboard. No way he plays for any team this year. It’s not really surprising a team would sign to do that anonymously instead of a guy who, for stupid reasons, will draw a huge media microscope to the team.

Hot take: Teams aren’t blackballing him because of the anthem protests, they’re blackballing him because a large portion of their fanbase are mouthbreathers who actually would stop watching if their team signed him. It sounds stupid but (mostly old, mostly white) people actually will boycott things for incredibly…

Love too see a Giants fan start their complaint about the team with “For the last decade,” like they don’t have two Super Bowl rings in that time span. Get the fuck out of my face with that.

1. Ezekiel Elliot probably did something (in the sense of I believe the chances are above 50%)

Where should we go on our honeymoon?