Problem not solved. You're still not paying them for their work in this scenario. Why would it be an either/or proposition?

Suspension or no suspension, he doesn't seem to be missing any plate appearances.

How far can you punt a football?

I'm definitely not anti-sex. E for effort, but try again.

"in those days it wasn't uncommon to turn on ESPN—at any time of day—and find sub-tertiary programming of all sorts, from Australian Rules Football to strongman competitions."

I don't get it. Is this supposed to be funny?

Some people celebrated Vin Baker Night harder than others.

"Yeah, it looks all blurry and keeps going dark for stretches."

UTEP is 7-2 ATS. But they've gone under the total six out of nine times.

In the absence of spreads I'm using KenPom projections:
UTEP was projected to lose by 2 to NMSU, they lost by 13. Moore fouled out in just 22 minutes.

No, it doesn't.

Did the kid disturb you in any way? If not, it isn't your business. The world does not revolve around you and your set of moral codes. The guardian of the child felt fit to take his kid to the movie, deal with it. Just be happy he was quiet.

I am in no way condoning the actions of this kid, but for a slightly more nuanced discussion of his apparent confusion over the situation and what exactly he seems to think he did, you should really read Ariel Levy's article in Steubenville in the New Yorker. It's long, but it is completely worth it: http://m.newyorker…

"Included on this poor sap's list is: strawberries, watermelon, mushrooms, grapes, lobster, crab and root beer floats."

Vacuuming? Sweeping?

It blows my mind that 90% of the comments here are supporting the author. I feel like there should be a study done to see how big of an ignorant ass you can be and still blame the other person if you're overweight.

"People say the same kind of thing to me with their eyes on nearly every flight—this guy just chose to say it with his mouth."

I missed the part about where he said something about your weight.