Counterpoint: I kinda like Sugarland's "Winter Wonderland"

"Santa Claus is Coming to Town" - Bruce Springsteen

Matthew Stafford: Yeah, well maybe you just really blow!

The updated discussions platform?

Gary Larsen also wrote a single-panel cartoon.

Cashier: "Let's see, that's fourteen letters, capital J, capital L... this is all the money you have?"

[my other one is better]

Jimmy John's Founder: Dude, Brock, I have to ask. What's with the pants?

Jimmy John's: For all your high, wasted needs.

In the a feminist sphere, telling someone she's slut-shaming has mutated into a method of dismissing her argument without engaging with it on any level, of taking issue with her tone and refusing to hear the content.

Rules 1-4 are "Don't draft Todd Van Poppel."

If the median release year of source material for three movies is 1937, maybe they aren't good examples of the evolution of sexist toys.

You DO know that Leia kills Jabba while in that getup, right? Giant green beast? Have you ever fucking watched Star Wars?

Then stop to wonder how anyone's going to stop him in Sochi.

Is it proper to say "dropped the rape charges" if charges were never filed?

My problem with colored lights is that there are more energy-efficient ways of letting everyone know that you don't live in a very nice house or a very nice neighborhood.

Except he didn't even say thanks.

the only thing worst than a list with insane wishes is the kid who just says "I don't know" when asked to make a list. If you keep that up Santa's going to get you a new cordless drill.

Of course you shoudn't be a cunt to someone strictly because of their weight. That's stupid, ignorant, and unnecessary.

But having a conversation, on a site that encourages conversation, about health/weight issues isn't shaming. It's bringing a topic to the table that we need to be talking about. Obesity-related…

Your statement "being thin and unhealthy is just as bad, early death-wise, as being fat and unhealthy" contradicts your earlier interpretation that "the following groups of people are likely heading toward health problems and early death down the line: Those who qualify as "obese," even if their metabolic stats are…