Everything comes out of there. The Dick Ass is a thing of mystery. Sexy sexy mystery.

A Dick Ass is a rare and beautiful thing; be good to it, and it will be good to you.

Well, that’s your problem right there. He’s got a Dick Ass. Who knows whats hiding in that thing?

Thank you for saying what we’re all thinking! I’ve been so upset about this news, I can hardy cook a thing. I need to calm my nerves with some cleaning or shouting at a service person or something.

Gotcha. He’s a cutie pie, whatever his mystery name is!

Excellently done.

Love looks not with the googly eyes but with the mind.

YES! Nice.

I’ve heard of the lab lean! There is also a Great Dane lean, which is a bit different. They tend to lean against you while standing or sitting at your legs. There is for sure a ton of lab in your guy, but I am almost positive he’s got some Great Dane mixed in there. Whatever his mix is, he is a gorgeous dog. What’s…

Right back at you.

I’ve heard tuxedo cat, but not tuxedo dog! I love it. It makes him sound like a very proper, sophisticated puppy. The fancy dog color term is “mantle”, which is useless to me because I’m not going to show my dog or anything, but that’s what your dude has going on, too I think. Does he have a white tip to his tail? The…

My favorite single from her album, 1589, is definitely Welcome to New Yorick. Shake it Out, Damned Spot takes a close second.

TOTALLY. I’m down for stopping for ‘World’s Biggest’ anything.

YES. Yes. Definitely yes.

I’d put money on Great Dane/Lab mix. Great Danes grow until they’re 2 years old, and that is a definite Great Dane color pattern. How tall is he?

CUM WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO GIVE (oral).

Samesies, friend. I am legit sad that this is a pretend road trip

Awesome. I’ll make a driving playlist, just send me requests. There will be a sing-along portion.

Get the shake and I’ll split it with you. Road trip calories are important.

Excellent. I will definitely go see it, then.