OH MY GOD.

I feel like if anyone would understand bursting into tears from being overwhelmed by joy and nervousness, it would be Judy Blume. You are precious.

I AM DEAD.

I would tell this story EVERY SINGLE DAY of my life.

I feel like this is a story of a celebrity WIN. I love it.

OH MY GOD

I am absolutely unsurprised that he’s a total wang. I’m sorry he was such an asshole at you. That Jason Lee story is so so wonderful, I am tickled.

Winner.

This sounds lovely! You were so nervous you defaulted to helpful yelling, which is very charming.

You beautiful flower, thank you. I bet the long hug was so great and not scary or human prison-y.

Yes!

I feel like Neil Gaiman would definitely read your silence as bottlenecked enthusiasm and be charmed by it. I LOVE that you literally ran away from your embarrassment, and down the street.

I’m screaming.

This was a roller coaster and I am enchanted.

First- These are all wonderful.
Second- There is more to this story about James Marsden, how dare you not share it

I agree, you need to share more of these stories. She is a goddamn hero.

You tell me who it is right this instant, young lady.

I’m amazed. I’m just a regular schmo, and I can barely remember new faces an hour later, much less a day.

I love this so much. I love that you were so swept away by Martin Short. Please don’t throw yourself out of a window! You are too precious to be smushed on a street.

This story is a delight.