Oooo, grab some animal style fries and 400 napkins please.

I really want to see Crimson Peak! Butts and ghosts! It sounds perfect.

I’ll bring cupcakes and booze.

I appreciate your support in my time of need

Absofuckinglutely.

I have Acute FoMO coupled with Big Fat Scaredy Cat Syndrome. I can’t help myself.

I am v excited to go and stand in the lobby while yelling, “IS IT OVER?! OH GOD TELL ME WHAT’S HAPPENING!” with my hands over my eyes.

It’s like, he’s a 10 week old puppy, so he’s in prime brain-washing territory. I’ll just smush my face against his constantly and he’ll be forced to love it. My old lady dog can’t help herself either.

Thank you, hon. It is shit garbage and I miss him so much with my stupid fragile heart.

But yes, PUPPY. I am forever threatening to eat him! I feel like his paws get noticeably bigger every day.

Thank you! He’s my first Great Dane and my brain is full of research and facts and food protein percentages. Also I am marking his height against the wall like he’s a human child. That’s a normal thing to do, right?

He is so gorgeous!!! What kind of doggy is he? I love huge pictures, no apologies necessary. (Plus, fuck if I know how to make them smaller.)

I’m so sorry he’s gone. It just rips your heart right out. He looks like such a sweet, kind pup with a very scratch-able chin. I hope you can get a new puppy to love when the time is right. It sounds like any doggy would be very fortunate to have you.

Oh my god. Girl. I just read it, but I’m not at my computer so I can’t type all the things in my brain. But I have things to say when I get home!

I thought it would be a while before we got another puppy, but it just hurt so bad, and we needed to put all this extra love and stuff somewhere. I'm so sorry you lost your kitty. It's the fucking worst.

Absolutely dude. Magical fits the bill just right.

Thank you!!

LOOK AT THAT FLOOF!!! She is so sweet! I hope she's with you for many many years to provide maximum floof enjoyment.

Oh my GOD. Her faaaaaaace. She is SO CUTE. Those ears are perfection.

Thank you! How was camping?

Thank you. My husband and I spent the whole day crying and then said, “Fuck it, let’s just put a puppy on top of these feels.” He is a pretty great dude.