I... I was going to post something else, but I got distracted by this and now it’s all I can see, forever.

She is for sure planning a hostile cybermen takeover. Or she’s possibly one of those farting slitheens. Either one seems totally plausible.

RIGHT? If I can find her yearbook, I’ll post the other ones. I had this one saved on my phone. His hair, so floppy. His limbs, so gangly.

I appreciate your use of jubblies.

Thank you. He also looks very good in a scoop neck tee.

COOOOOOL. I would hulk out and stomp on all of them out of impatience. I am amazed at the dedication.

But I bet he’s got a great genitalia-themed sea shanty or two and I can get behind that.

Also, my mom went to high school with Tom Hanks and her yearbook is full of gawky baby Hanks and it has endeared him to me forever.

I know we do a lot of Ariana Grande is An Actual Baby jokes here, but this is legitimately what it looks like on my camera roll when my baby gets ahold of my iphone.

I’ve convinced myself that the corner completely falls, we just don’t get to see it. It’s a fragile fantasy, but it’s working for me.

I have never seen this before and I think I remember feeling happiness, but I was wrong and this is what happiness is.

Pube-beard sounds like the worst kind of pirate.

All day, every day.

A+lyric, would Weiner Weiner Land again.

When they started eating food out of his beard I wanted to die as quickly as feasibly possible.

May I submit-

Honesty we need, flavors we can trust.

I went to look for a Domino’s gif and ended up looking at dominos gifs and now I’m weirdly soothed and I can’t stop, help.

Totally. I just bought a gorgeous modcloth dress that fits my waist beautifully, and it’s supposed to be sort of drape-y in the top, but instead my boobs just flatten all the pleats and it looks like a cat got stuck behind in some accordion blinds.

I renounce this throne usurper and continue to worship at the Alter of Ephron. I’m sad she’s gone.