Terra-asshole sounds like an insult people call each other in a sci-fi movie and I love it.

AWFUL. That’s infuriating. How gutting to try to vent to your mom and get that kind of bullshit back at you. Yeah, mom. I’m not having a good pregnancy so I’m going to just go ahead and abort it because that’s a logical resolution to discomfort. BRB, I sprained my ankle so I'm off to amputate.

hahahahahhaha, YES.

Absolutely. There’s so much deeply ingrained harmful dialogue that we have within ourselves about what is/isn’t appropriate/expected/whatever that is often at odds with what we actually feel, and then we hear those thoughts echoed externally and it starts to sound right, rather than just another example of shitty…

They’ll have so much to gape about.

Seriously though, I keep hearing the Inception “BWAAAAAAA” sound while he opens his mouth and it’s really adding a whole new element.

I am having the weirdest time watching his mouth slightly widen over and over again.

Yeah, I didn’t know this thing. I talked more about it with JBoehner downthread. The cane schtick worked for me, but I get that it was too much for you.

The idea that TSwift is secretly a venus flytrap is VERY funny.

I had to scroll through the story several times to find the dog. I legit thought it was a puffy blue purse. Are we sure it’s not cursed? Because that looks like the face of something that carries a curse.

Oh man, doulas are great. For a while there were a lot of people that became doulas that had a pretty narrow view of what birth should look like, and gave the whole profession an ugly hue. The field is changing though, and there are more out there have a positive and shame-free view of all birth options, which is so…

I’m glad you posted this, I was going to email it.

It’s cool! We’ll cry, doordash some tacos, and watch Netflix while buzzed.

Psh, you’re wonderful, bb.

I would go to your parties! I promise to not cry! I promise to TRY not to cry.

I FEEL THE SAME.

So, some of you know this, but one of the things I do to supplement my main income (Theatre! Comedy! It’s where the mediocre paychecks are.) is I’m studying to be a doula. Which means I fucking love birth. I think it’s cool. Vaginas, pregnancy, birth, it’s awesome. (I also love medicine and like, epidurals and…

Josh Groban and Kat Dennings are together?! This is new and delightful information. I love it. This makes sense.

Cool story: One time, Kat Dennings was on my local radio station a few years ago and I was pregnant and hormonal and they asked people to call in to say hi (because radio is weird) and I did and when she…

Does anyone remember the time Seth MacFarlane was on Gilmore Girls?

RIGHT?

GREY FOREVER, FRIEND.

My dad died from liver failure almost 2 years ago from his alcoholism, so it’s something I’ve struggled with- faulting a person for their behavior but not their disease, you know? Like, I’m angry with him for the choices he made that ultimately ended his life, and I think he deserves full ownership of those, but not…