This gif is EVERYTHING.

I LOVE HIM YOU MAKE GREAT BEST FRIEND CHOICES. SO CUTE.

Oooo, interesting. I use a pretty whatever shampoo, I don’t know why it didn’t occur to me to up my shampoo game. I shampoo every few showers, but I condition every time. After reading everyone’s suggestions, I think I’m definitely going to give devacurl a try. Thank you!!

That is SO COOL. Is there a place I can see your work, or does that reveal too much about your real life? Totally get if you don’t want to share, but I’d love to see it! I'm in awe of the work and talent required to do something like that. Plus, comics are my jam.

(Also you are a lovely human and thank you for being gracious about my wine fueled rambles)

Thanks!! I’m a theatre actor and I live in NorCal so, it’s been super weird and I have no idea what I’m doing. I feel like anyone that actually works in LA would be unfazed because it’s not a super big deal but to me it feels capital H Huge.

You are so sweet, and thank you! I appreciate the dismissal, thank you very much! I just don’t want to have to filter myself if my face is out there. I have a really good opportunity to snag a potential role in a show next season that most people can see with their eyeballs on an actual channel that people watch and…

Project? What kind of project? This sounds like a write-y thing! Are you a writer? I’m so delighted!

Darling Tina, Will you do me a favor? I posted pictures of my hair and now I’m feeling weird about potential ramifications of people I know recognizing me and then connecting my face with my Pissing Contest win, which, while I’m very proud, JUST MIGHT affect one of my jobs. Chances are low, but it didn’t occur to me…

I felt crazy lucky. I pretended the turtle and I were friends and I fist bumped the air when I left, because that’s a cool, normal person thing to do.

Maui feels like it’s just littered with sea turtles. I saw one every time I went out in the ocean. The manta rays were INCREDIBLE. It’s not crazy expensive to swim with them, and you get a nice sunset boat ride out to the feeding areas and even though you’re sharing space with a bunch of people in the water, it still…

I wish you many many pool-building lottery winnings.

Dude, they were SO COOL. They’re big and gentle and so graceful. Being in the water with them was absolutely surreal.

Yep. My house has none pool, so I just look imploringly at my friends who have pools on occasion, or fight the sign-up sheet madness at my gym. I’d love more access to a pool.

Ok, so I saw a commercial for it and then looked at reviews and they seemed TOO GOOD to be real. Is it really that great? Because I love not paying a bunch of money if I don’t have to.

Everything you’re saying to me is so impressive. I can’t imagine the work involved to get that skilled at swimming. You’re a full fledged bad ass.

Heck yes.

Do it do it do it! Then post the results! I just got a new piece a couple weeks ago and it’s almost all healed, so now I can enjoy it and poke it without all the itchy flaky skin getting irritated.

GET SOME INK. I recommend everyone get some all the time. Art! For your bod!

Cholesterol for Hair is an awful name for a product and I’m horrified.