AH THANK YOU! I was so nervous about all the color but I love it.

I will never stop swimming. I’ll just float around like a drunk otter and have a great time and just be very bad and very happy. Sprint freestyle seems so hard and amazing and I bet you have crazy strong lungs.

That’s a very nice thing to say! I mean, I intentionally didn’t pick pictures where I look like ass-butt, but I’m still delighted by the compliment, thank you!

Thank you!! Effective but not weighty is exactly what I’m looking for. I spent one million dollars on a fancy sulfate free conditioner and it was so silky but it took me so long to rinse out and never totally came off so my head was always a touch greasy and a touch heavy. I still have almost half a bottle just…

I have tried a ton of fancy-ass hair shit and NOTHING smells better than Herbal Essences. They have that shit on lock. I’m going to put it on my list! Thanks, doll!

I live so close to an Ulta. I’m absolutely going to do that. Thank you so much!

I’ve been looking to make the dive into the devacurl line! I rarely ever actually shampoo my hair, so I feel like the no-poo swap would fit into my routine pretty well. I’ve heard two recommendations for Ouidad now, so I think I know what I’m trying first.

Also I’m very impressed that you used to be a competitive…

This is so helpful! Thank you! I’m going to take a look at Ouidad. I feel like I’ve heard good things about that brand before, too.

I’m just at the beginning of 2312, but so far I’m really digging it. My query about books was prompted by finishing Ready Player One last week. I enjoyed the world creation and the…

This sounds awesome! I’m going to try it. I love anything that makes my hair shinier. I have such a knee jerk reaction to getting my hair cut, because I did a dramatic, 10 inches off cut, which I loved, but the grow out process was awful and I wore like, a sad art teacher ponytail for a long time. It took me 3 years…

You’re totally right. I just keep feeling like dude should’ve been Hufflepuff that I just back edit the books in my head. Either way, my comment still stands. He can get. it.

Look at that sleepy ass turtle! It was insane. It was last October on Maui and the best vacation I ever had. That same trip I: did a night swim with manta rays, got nuzzled by a wild horse, drove 14,000 feet up a volcano (then took a bunch of pictures on of my face because I’m up so high!) flew in a helicopter over…

Sending it all your way. Depression is a dirty mother fucker and I hope you get some relief soon. Good luck tonight.

I JUST made a gallon of cold-brew a few days ago, and then made some simple syrup and can you die from cold-brew? Because I am more cold-brew than human now.

I have absolutely nothing helpful to say, but I’m just sad you had such pointed and harsh feedback. It sounds like it was extremely personal and that she came to you with an expectation that you were going to be a dick, rather than someone who was genuinely trying to be helpful and comprehensive and just didn’t…

My best friend and I started watching Grey’s for the first time on Netflix over the summer, as a joke, and then we watched the entire first 10 seasons in less than 2 months and then watched this season’s premiere, together while crying at that exact line.

It felt magical. I sat for a while after my husband took a picture and then I left because I felt like it was his space and not mine. Dude just one eyed me when I got up and dropped right back to sleep. Here’s my pale legs and a sea turtle!

Hufflepuff. I’m owning it. Loyal and friendly and badgers are cute af, plus I look great in yellow. Also, grown-up Neville can get. it.

Thank you everyone who recommended The Martian to me last week! I LOVED it, and now I’m reading 2312, which Sqarr suggested and it’s fantastic and interesting. So. Now. Hair.
Help me find a conditioner that isn’t garbage. I have half curly/half wavy red hair, the individual strands are thin, but I have A LOT of it.…

Right? BUDDY I AM IN AWE OF YOU BUT I’M TRYING TO GIVE YOU SPACE YOU’RE A WILD ANIMAL.
I sat on a rock at a beach and a sea turtle swam up and settled down for a nap right next to me and I felt like a goddamn mermaid. And not once did it occur to me that I should try riding it. I mean, I took a picture because duh…

I just now got a robocall from Carly Fiorina offering to mail me a petition to get a measure on the ballot that prevents minors from receiving abortions in California without a parent/guardian signature. The recording started with: “Did you know that a 13 year old girl in California can get an abortion without her…