I think it’s some weird Kinja thing, maybe? If you’re in a longer back and forth conversation? I’m grey too, but in certain threads I’m not. I don’t know. Either way, it’s a crime that you’re not fully ungreyed and I hope it happens soon.

Yep, me too. I’m just relying on the kindness of Jezzies to get visible.

That hashtag is so good. <3

I simultaneously love and can’t handle that there was a teeny stethoscope up there.

Agreed. Sex should be all the things!

It sounds like you’re pretty chill about a potential future break-up, so I don’t want to be condescending with a “I’m so sorry”, but regardless of how practical a person is, break ups are hard and I’m sorry you guys don’t click in a way that’s fulfilling or satisfying enough. How…

Get it, girl. Also, are you out of the greys now? I’m so excited!

OH MY GOD THAT FACE. Please smush it for me. Congrats on your new kitty!! She is gorgeous!

UH YEAH. That was a very good choice. As a fully grown up lady who is grown up and wearing dinosaur pajamas rn, I would wear panda pants if they made them for adults.

Is it weird if I ask you to tell me how it goes? Fuck it, tell me when you do it! I hope whoever you do it with appreciates how funny you are and gives you very sexy high fives.

PANDA. PANTS. Panda pants. Nothing has ever sounded cuter.

Nope! Here forever. But you should absolutely do that thing. The power of naked physical comedy is mighty.

First, I require the twin story. I need to know. Second, butt nut is great and good and funny and I’m going to go ahead and laugh until I die.

Just a lifetime supply of everyone on the internet knowing about that one time I almost gave a blow job but instead puked and peed until I fell down. That’s basically the same thing, yeah?

Right? Dream Jesus sounds chill af.

Thank you so much! For the ‘grats and the gif. So beautiful, so perfect, so gross.

I JUST finished reading The Martian today after getting it recommended to me during last week’s SNS. I LOVED it, I can’t wait for the movie.

I know people give dream stories a hard eye-roll, but I LOVE them. I find them genuinely interesting and funny because brains are very funny. I love that your quest was to find iPod Jesus. This is the best.

Aw, to you too, you treasure.

I want to know everything.