NeverMindEdith is a penis professional

Neil can absolutely get it. I feel like his knowledge of space and his penchant for technical accuracy and weird-ass ties means he’s got a whole lot of excellent in his sexy arsenal.

That was my best guess too. It’s a fitting analogy, if that’s what it is, just sort of obscurely made. But ilu anyway, Neil.

This is horrifying. I had no idea.

I tried so hard to parse it for some meaning or reference and came up with nothing.

Point extremely well made.

A+ for napping baby pandas and one fancy-ass yoga panda in cobra pose.

Oh my gahhhhh

Just to clarify, in case you’re like, “Is my green tea covered in hepatitis? Am I hepatitis? Everything is hepatitis!”

Hepatitis just means liver inflammation. So there’s all kinds- viral, toxic, etc etc. So, she didn’t catch hepatitis from anything, she developed it after forcing her liver to filter so much garbage…

Hepatitis! It’s the liver inflammation gift that keeps on giving! Whether you want it to or not.

Right. “Contracts” makes it sound like she caught something. “Developed” would have been more accurate.

I’m assuming it’s non-viral hepatitis. Run of the mill liver inflammation from making it filter all that crap non-stop.

Is this where we post our favorite panda gifs? Because-

Me neither! Also, I mean, you can hardly even see my demon horns, Rpatz. Rude. Plus, I can’t remember the last time I conjured a single thing from hellfire. I’m delightful, you monster.

What are entrance requirements for the bunker? I’m assuming space is limited. I am happy to provide a demonstration of skills and/or an enthusiastic dance of your choosing.

...allow the AntiChrist to formulate the New Order and currency, the Mark out of this designed chaos”

If you’re really hungry, you can get the Super Gonorrhea Meal. It’s filling, but it sticks with ya.

“HEP HEP NOT HOORAY”