WELL THEN WHAT WILL, JOANNA? WHAT WILL IT TAKE? INQUIRING BUTTS WANT TO KNOW.

Ryan Murphy, it’s easy to understand the impulse to spoil your new baby. But babies need limits and guidance. Might I suggest the popular book- What To Expect When You’re Filming A TV Show With Live Human Baby Ariana Grande? It has great suggestions on taking care of your new live human baby, Ariana Grande. Parenting…

She was probably teething, poor thing!

I still won’t believe it. Babies take ballet classes all the time. Your proof is just more evidence, Ariana Grande, you famous singing baby.

YES.

Oh, you flatterer, you.

I’m really proud of all of us.

The Great Dick-tater

I genuinely just laughed until I cried. Boogie Woogie Bunghole Boy is killing me rn.

I very much appreciate Blitz Craig.

Use of snaffle appreciated. A+.

MMMMM. Yes. I was VERY hungover a few weeks ago after a bartender fed me a stupid amount of free booze and I probably haven’t had buttered toast in several years, but my friend made me a slice of toast with Irish butter and it was a heavenly balm on my whiskey headache.

I made peanut butter chocolate rice krispie…

I don’t blame her! So small! So novel! An entire meal in those cups would be very tedious but very funny. Please do this.

I am enchanted. I’m sad no one ate the butter. Butter is delicious, LA! Get on the butter train, guys. But I love this lady so much.

The Gapes of Wrath

Perfection.

Starring popular actors, Franklin D Ho-sevelt and Harry S Do-men.

1940’s porn titles:

Rosie the Rivet-her
Pearl Harder
D-Day

Add your own, so I don’t feel like a monster!

EVIDENCE.