Once, as a teenager, I worked for a couple hours as a favor to my friend’s dad, handing out free samples of this really terrible energy bar at Costco. People will eat literally anything if it’s free and in a small accordion paper cup. This bar tasted like dirt rubbed in poo with some raisins in for a hellish texture…

Mercury is in retrograde! Thank god I am no longer accountable for my choices and impulses and instead can just be lead around by id and confirmation bias! Phew! Science is just, like, your opinion man!

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“... detracts from the ‘real issues,’”

I’m a monster.

I personally always shout, “UNO, DOS, TRES, CATORCE!!” at my partner before every boning session.

Or just an assurance that there’ll be no U2 on your sexy playlist.

Yep. I’m all for an openly atheist president, but yikes, no thank you to that ticket.

Exactly this. Fear is very, very effective.

I was JUST looking up side-eye gifs. Tell em, Joan-

That sounds really really interesting and right up my alley. 2312 is definitely next as soon as I finish The Martian.
My main problem with Ready Player One was the narration. I loved the creation of the gaming world and all the 80’s references (though, I was born in ‘86 so it’s a touch before my time), but the whole…

Thank you so much!! I am delighted to have so much to add to my reading list! I started The Martian last night and I’ll probably finish it today. I’m really enjoying it!

Ooooo, he is rapidly moving up my list. I like everything I’m hearing! I’m excited to give him a read, thank you!

Oooo, I haven't read Wool! Thank you!

These butts are full of gluten, crunchy, AND red, but they’re not free if I give them to you.

I share your feelings on I, Robot, Ringworld, and Will Smith’s muscles. I’m going to start The Martian tonight!

AWESOME. I have not. I’m writing it down right now! Thank you.

I LOVE HER SO MUCH OHMYGOD.

Excellent. Thanks! That’s the one that has the movie coming out next month, right?

The dude is very right. That is an excellent name pairing. If my kitty was a girl, I was really set on naming a cat Carol. Or Sharon. Saying, “This is my cat, Denise, and my other cat, Pastry Brush” is very funny and I’m pro this plan.

PLEASE post pictures when you get the new cat(s)!