IS THAT DRAKE?
NeverMindEdith
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That is a vibrant and beautiful panel of judges with a delightful array of facial hair. I am charmed by all of them.
That seems crazy! She’s the most popular magical fish/human that loves ham and adventure that I can think of.
Ponyo! <3
The sting of embarrassment lasted only as long as my hangover.
I have told this story probably more times than is appropriate.
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Popeums sounds like a very delicious breakfast cereal. Would buy.
I am SO SAD for your sexy shower disaster, but absolutely delighted by your mother-in-law. What a lady.
I feel like my entire vagina just vacuum-sealed itself shut.
Scene- My bedroom, 2 AM, after a bottle and a half of wine.
Players (In a theatre sense, not like, a gross way to say ‘lovers’ or whatever)- My husband and also my me.
We were young, early 20’s, shitty on wine, having laugh sex, where we sort of clumsily bounced around the bedroom, laughing and not totally putting all…
“Feminine but with a chubby edge” is a p accurate summation of me, as a human AND all my clothes, tbh. I appreciate your misread.
- Weeds’ Hunter Parrish got married. This has some members of the Jezebel staff very upset. [US Weekly]
Man, if she’s shooting for religious right rhetoric, she’s doing a terrible job. A tampon bookmark is literally the most feminist thing I can think of.
To say that he will make America great again is a phallusy and this candidacy is going to put him to the testes.
Moissturiiiiizeee meeeee.
Please stop using your youth and talent to remind me how I wasted mine. I find your elastic skin and enthusiasm terrifying.
It’s nice having a presidential candidate whose face, at all times, is a direct representation of how I feel about him: Grumpy, disdainful, and a little farty.