“And my second favorite part of the Bible is where Jim Caviezel looks handsome and pensive.”

Open the play room door, Barbie!

“I can’t do that Krirsten Kale Nevaeh. I know you and Brygytte Whole Fyoods were going to cut my hair and swap my head with Skipper’s”

Well, we’ll just go through the servants entrance.

“I think you’ll find that difficult without your Kate Spade sparkle flats, Krirsten.”

I do an advice podcast with my best friend about how to make/be friends as adults, and we get SO MANY emails that essentially boil down to- “So, but how... do I fuck my friends?” People really want to fuck each other. Do that thing, people. Go forth and fuck your friends. And then get a beer and high five and marathon…

Edith, you beautiful creature, I adore you. I will take a hundred more seasons of you blinking your feelings out.

YES. Yes. Yes. Just let the only voice who can speak with expertise on the subject be heard. Good god. It’s very easy to keep your mouth closed and not let sound come out of it.

I feel really weird about where I am as an adult that I didn’t know low bowls were a thing that existed. I am excited about low bowls.

Right? My loins, they are ablaze.

Correct.

Oh damn.

YES. That idea is a good idea.

Oh man that sounds so so cool. That’s exactly my aesthetic, all of my tattoos are/have plants and flowers. That would be a great half sleeve. Please do that.

Weird about the streak-y healing! But that’s a bad ass idea for a tattoo. I LOVE it.

I love it so so so much. Before you get your other hip tattoo, show people your blank hip and tell them it's your alderaan tattoo.

Decorate them pencils! I bet you’d rock the fuck out of it. What do you want to get? Unless they’re secret tattoo plans, which is understandable.

Thank you, you delightful creature.

Thank you!! Me too so much.

Thank you! He’s SO, so skilled. I emailed him and said, I want flowers, you do you, man. And he made me this beautiful thing. I want a reasonable, oh, 1 million more.

We shall languish here together, accumulating stars for our own, private grey universe.

Thank you SO much. Also, I read your post about your dad and I wrote one million different responses but then couldn't find good words to say that I'm sorry you lost him. I lost my dad almost 2 years ago and I acutely remember what those first few weeks felt like. I'm so sorry and I'm sending love and hugs and mental…

So pretty! I LOVE the kitty snuggle. Kitty appreciates good art too.