Bummer! He’s one of the nicest humans I've ever met. I cannot recommend him more highly. There are a ton of great artists out on your coast, though. What are you thinking of getting, if you don't mind my asking?

Oh, I hope so much that you can get it done sometime. That's a beautiful piece of art. Also- Mindymoo, you're grey? Whaaat?

You should head to his Instagram. He is AMAZING. Also, thank you so much!

Thank you very much! I'm so delighted with it, I keep looking at my elbow pit constantly which makes driving a fun, new adventure.

DOOOOO EEEET. My best friend is terrified of needles and she just got her second tattoo. It’s easy to disassociate because it doesn’t look like a needle and the pain is nothing like needle pain. Take a sympathetic friend and a granola bar and get it!

Thank you!!

(Also, I should credit the photo and artist! Lawrence Edwards! Instagram- instagram.com/ledwardstattoo/)

That cat is dapper af. Get it, Sammy.

Christ that is a big photo of my arm. Whoops.

I’ve been off Jez for the past couple of weeks because of a crazy performance/rehearsal schedule but I’m here and I missed you all and let’s talk about tattoos!! I just got a new one and I’m in love and I want to see all of the gorgeous Jezzie ink. Show me yours!!

For my 18th birthday, I moved out and my mom found my condoms under my old bed and brought them to my new apartment with a bow on it and said, “You left these. I figured your party would be better with them.” It’s no blow in a limo, but my mom knew what was up.

My disembodied vagina don’t want none unless you are into vaginas and in particular my disembodied vagina and also only if you’re down in that moment and can give clear and sober consent.

If a boy had grown a full beard at my high school, I’m pretty sure my vagina would have leapt off my body, crawled over and attached itself right to his face.

Consensually, of course. A consensual vagina attack.

I just spontaneously and aggressively ovulated.

OO! Ok! “Presidential candidate and hang-y down burnt skin flap from eating very hot pizza Donald Trump...”

Came here to say exactly this. I want some goddamn tortoise shell nails!

Kelly, don’t be fooled by pro-needle stabbing propaganda. The government doctors are all shadow illuminati lizswords (lizards made of swords) that are trying to fill us with chemtrails for control and to take prayer out of schools. What I’m trying to tell you is that jet fuel can’t melt steel beams.

This comfy ass statue is v funny.

He may have heard that beefore. I’m sure he’d return the compliment if he wasn’t so ham-handed.

This hair color. YES. So great. Love.