Leather or not his intentions are pure, the dark cloak braises some concerns, but I find the situation to be rare in that his execution is so well done.

Lord McDouble! Rise!

Looking forward to the part in the movie where he stares dreamily into my eyes and brushes the hair away from my forehead while we whisper secret plans to move to a secluded river cabin where it’s only the two of us, and our golden retriever, Peanut Butter, eating fresh tomatoes on the floor, laughing forever.

That…

The alleged victim previously testified that she tried to be “as polite as possible”

I can’t wait for the results of this case to solidify that I am obviously a talented detective that has missed my calling and should be hired to solve all your crimes and such. As long as the evidence is laid out in a highly listenable podcast and my findings never have to be tested, ever.

Come at me, crime!

Perfection, as per usual dear Rand.

This needs one million more stars.

Hangry unleashes in inner asshole in all of us. But in this case, it just joined the inner asshole with the outer asshole, creating an asshole ouroboros. Which is an image I immediately regret.

That is a very kind comparison to make! I am overwhelmed by how nice everyone is about my teenage face and I want to make all of you cookies or pies or cookie pies.

You’re welcome! I hope that helps. Again- it’s really great you’ve worked to learn ASL. My mom’s family doesn’t know anything beyond the alphabet, and most of them can’t do that much. She grew up essentially language-less until learning ASL in college. She’s never had a full, real conversation with any of her siblings…

For something like doing a one handed turtle, I would do the active part of the sign- just the underside of the turtle with the wiggly thumb AND fingerspell immediately after so that should ‘turtle’ come up again in this one handed conversation, I have this preestablished ‘shortcut’ for turtle that I can use again…

I grew up with two Deaf parents so ASL is my first language and signing while doing stuff is as natural to me as walking and breathing at the same time, but I think it’s far more doable if you get comfortable signing with one hand, and modifying your ASL body positions as well. I’m so delighted to hear that your…

Yep. My dad’s top drawer became his weed and sexy stuff drawer probably 30 seconds after I moved out. I mean, get it Dad, but deep yuck shudders forever.

Hahaha. To be fair, from what I remember of teenage boys, it could’ve been a picture of a particularly sexy piece of toast and it probably would’ve done the trick.

It was a very weird, uncomfortable, mysterious costume. I think there were vents across the shoulder blades too. For a girl who very much had a woman’s body at 15, it felt mortifying to be surrounded by my fellow dancers in the same outfit when the rest of them had more traditional dancer bodies- thin, lean and tall.…

That’s me! Fingerless pleather gloves, mysterious thigh vents and all.

YOU get a clean vagina, and YOU get a clean vagina!

My mom and I had a rough time in high school. I had a hair-trigger temper that came directly from her. We were in the car arguing about... nothing important, probably, when she was getting really mad that I was insisting on holding a packet that had my competitive dance photos in it while we argued. (We use sign…

I feel like the ladies on the spinning wheel contraption are giggling for reasons unrelated to their love of fitness.

Hell yeah. Get it.