His whole puckered face looks like a skin satchel with a drawstring.

How does a person get that color and then stay that way for so long? I understand a little over-zealous whoopsie with a spray tan, but he has just been crazy orange for as long as I can remember. I am genuinely curious. Is it like a boiling the frog situation, where it happens slowly over time and then pretty soon…

I have never seen a human mouth look more like a butthole. I feel like he’d be a really thin-lipped kisser- like one of those guys that kisses like their lips are doing push-ups. So exhausting. Just relax and make out with me already, stahp with this mouth attack.

You are a hero doing god’s work.

This list is perfection. Respect.

Also, Chris Lowell- get at me, boo.

If only.

Oh no. He was a beautiful cat, and it sounds like you were lucky to have each other. I’m so sorry you lost your friend.

It can be super overwhelming to jump into reading comics. You’re always going to be missing something. I don’t know how much of a noob you are, but let me know if you want recommendations to fill your shelves!

Good luck! I hope your flight is uneventful! Sending many many good, patdown-less vibes your way.

I don’t have any words that don’t sound trite or unhelpful, but I’ll say them anyway: You are doing a good, hard hard hard thing. I hope you’re getting the support you need.

Yiiiiiikes. I definitely wouldn’t order from them again. Are you following a lot of titles, or did you just need stuff they didn’t have? The best thing I ever did was create a pull list at my comic book shop.

Bummer! I’m in a Star Wars Edge of the Empire game right now and attendance is a problem. We meet once a month…

I had to bail on a much needed trip to Whidbey Island this week because of a 5 day long stomach bug. I was extra grumpy about it last night because everyone I knew that went posted gorgeous pictures and I was wearing 3 day old sweat pants, so I crafted. I’m going to Disneyland next month with my two best friends…

No, but they posted an article on the dangers of cutting your hair, which is just as beneficial to mankind as curing cancer, probably.

But just think, after the flavor sins they commit in your mouth, you’ll still have the fun of all the terrible, terrible things they’ll do to your butthole!

I don’t know, seems legit. The person on my facebook feed that talks about bulletproof coffee all the time is also someone who really likes essential oils and homeopathy and also has Really Big Opinions about auras. So.

You’re welcome.

See you later, feisty gator.

NO I’M NOT CRYING ABOUT AUBREY PLAZA’S TWEET. YOU’RE CRYING.

I admire you and your commitment to a pants-free lifestyle.

Oh, I never want to be wearing pants. But there are times where society demands it, and one of those times is when somebody is just trying to deliver some goddamn sandwiches without surprise naked lady thighs. But, in general, ugh pants.