Because bullets are a Texas Handshake.

Prediction: 3599 of those commentators will all but forget about this in 48 hours, and the rest of her potential constituents know enough about human interaction to take recent-death well-wishing with a polite grain of salt.

“Code 1! Code 1! We’ve got a Kallenhard incoming, OR staff report to your stations!” 

I think shoulders are better when available, but they’re definitely not uniform across the US (particularly in regard to overpasses). They also pose a problem when you factor in on/off ramps—snarled traffic there will cross the shoulder of the main highway, blocking emergency vehicles.

It’s just inconsiderate, really. 

Aren’t the tires on this things filled with nitrogen or some shit 

Also, as someone who likes to pal around with his hound on the weekends — there are explicitly dog-friendly establishments out there. Go there. Don’t expect it to be the default state for everywhere else. And if your errands involve stopping at some no-pup zones (groceries, etc), leave them home.

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Probably dispatched before they knew his buddies were gone 

10 years old. Neighborhood kids found a golf ball in the creek. We then discovered that golf balls bounce like super-balls on the asphalt. Competition began to see who could bounce it the highest (the goal was “over the power lines”).

My parents have a small chunk of land in “farm country.” Barn, couple horses, that kinda thing. It’s not a working farm, but there’s still a lot of maintenance and regular improvement to be done.

...Actually...

If this all ends with the revelation that he’s secretly been a billionaire Walter White this whole time I’mma lose my shit 

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See, I like folks who think that. Because after the agent is done rebooking a bunch of obnoxious jerks, I go up there and say please and thank you and don’t treat them like they’re personally responsible for breaking the plane or summoning the wrath of Poseidon, and they tend to give me whatever I want.

“created jobs for African Americans” makes it sound like he was setting up a special racially-qualified jobs program (“this is a black job, that’s a white job, that one’s only for asians...”)