Interesting, but let’s not make the perfect the enemy of the good. If your baby is growing and your sanity is intact, you’re doing it right. 

I have not listened to Jagged Little Pill in a very long time, but don’t ruin it for me. What’s next on your list? Pieces of You by Jewel?

Why would someone who is descended from Louis XIV’s brother have a stronger claim than someone who is directly descended from Louis XIV himself?

the Dora Milaje School for Wishing a Motherfucker Would.

Even if we accept that the royals are all Germans (which they are not, the Queen Mother was a Bowes-Lyon), Harry is 1/2 Spencer (one of the oldest English families out there). William’s children are 1/4 Middleton, 1/4 Goldsmith and 1/4 Spencer. Harry’s children will be 1/4 Spencer, 1/4 Ragland and 1/4 Markle. 

Only if you think immigrants never assimilate into their new country and they continue being immigrants for generations. 

His family is German anyway.

Right? It’s not “news” as much as it’s shit I read out of habit when I don’t want to be working.

1. A tweet from a Mirror editor linking to a Mirror article.
2. A joke tweet.
3. A tweet with 30 likes.

So where’s the criticism for HIM, who didn’t at all enjoy the company of children.

The thing is that Davidson had tweeted something that sounded suicidal earlier in the day. Not letting him go on live television and in front of an audience was a wise decision. What would you be writing if he decided to kill himself on air and hundreds of people then decided to follow his example?

General professional opinion is that someone with BPD (not in recovery) isn’t functioning at a high enough level to manipulate, but certainly the *behavior* feels manipulative. Suicide threats in BPD can be a desperate attempt to maintain social connections and have needs met, since the person with BPD doesn’t have…

Wait wait wait.... How in the everloving fuck is Ariana joking about two dudes sucking up all the oxygen with their lame ass beef interpreted as attacking Kanye’s mental health? Is Kanye saying that no one is allowed to take attention away from him because he’s mentally ill? FOH.

In the tapes the CBS lawyers showed, they thought that Eliza cursing on set was all the proof they needed to show that SHE was the problem. The video contained cut and dry examples of sexual harassment happening in real time, and it didn’t even register to them that they were shooting themselves in the foot. But a…

Jezebel’s Politics is flatlining. I have no idea why the invasive technology this site uses to sell me shit is more morally self-aware than Taylor Swift’s attempt to try and save her own fucking life.

What would be great, is if the arresting officers were hit with that “Acting in a manner injurious to a child” charge. 

Yeah but the supervisors and cops should know how to keep it from spiraling, too! Why didn’t the supervisor, and then cop, say, “You called me for this shit? Can someone give this woman a fucking chair so I can go do real work?”

Because a crime has been committed regardless of the victim’s wishes.

Held at Riker’s without bail for sitting on the floor.

Since I might as well name names, Nancy Pelosi offered a friend of mine $20k (before taxes!) for an entry level position. In 2015. My friend could not take it. Some college grad who had monetary help from family did.