Because she spends the entire song telling him all the social consequences she’ll face if she stays and he keeps pressing. Whether she would prefer staying or not, she doesn’t want all of the negatives that she’ll endure if she does. There’s no “cover” sufficient for that time period.

Wtf kinda celebrity gossip blog wouldn’t talk about two celebrities getting hitched?

Or we could remember that we’ve all been very young; and, recall that moment in our ‘woke’ lives, wherein we learned that shitting on other people for frivolous reasons, was more of a reflection on us then them.

Another good detail: the book she’s reading in the other Legally Blonde bit is on immigration and refugee law

Pregnant Cheerleader is addressed in the first few seconds of the video. “I read on Twitter that Ariana was pregnant so I got pregnant so we could be pregnant together. Turns out it was just a rumor.”

Most thankful for the “UPS guy” from legally blonde wearing a badge that says “BDE” on it in place of UPS. It’s in the details y’all.

I want to say thank you for everything you do. I have been lucky in my life to never have needed an elective abortion, but a few years ago I had a missed miscarriage, and my options were to undergo a medical abortion or a D&C when it became clear after 2 weeks that my body wasn’t going to expel the fetus on its own. I…

I hate the historical concept of royalty, but at this point the Royal Family is basically just real life UK mascots.  I think they’re totally useless but I can’t imagine being angry at them because everything I’ve read makes it seem like the bump in tourism they cause offsets their cost.

I wish this included info on how many children have recovered from the paralysis.

This seems additionally useless now that we’ve got people coming out as previously misgendered and getting legal status changes made, and having societal rights and protections.

The fire damage was $8 million, the restitution is only $220K. Gizmodo has a better story on it.

I do feel like Jezebel has gotten meaner in the last few months.

This isn’t the first time. There’s been some real WTF moments in here lately.

Could do without the snark re: Amanda Bynes. If you read the whole article, she talks about her more general issues with body dysphoria. I have nothing but sympathy and compassion for a woman who grewup on screen while women’s weights and appearances are being constantly picked over and scrutinised. It sounds…

Also Lauren, using the one image that Amanda Bynes had issues with that sent her into a body dysphoric shame spiral seems a little unnecessarily cruel, no?  

This is what I’m thinking! If they’re so gung ho about beating this dead horse, just kill off Samantha and let them reunite for her funeral a la First Wives’ Club.

I think his full title us poet/barista

Omg this is horrible and really scary because she was so young. She’s got four kids she left behind. RIP and condolences to her family. 

American women are outperforming men in college, as doctors, etc. Women are now able to have their own income, bank accounts, property, etc. and the means to leave abusive men. Men can’t handle this, and believe that disallowing women to control their own bodies will force them back into the kitchen, dependent on men.…