neuroturtle
Neuroturtle
neuroturtle

Because that’s always something people have time to do, when they’re holding up the line at the pharmacy counter. Mine are cool and usually stick a note saying “this is the same drug we promise!” but who’s to know if it’s not?

Internet rage, haha. Oh, sweetie. Quick hint - they’re faking it.

Haha, you think guys learn to be good at sex. You’re funny.

30 women? Eww, you dirty skank. Why do you abuse “good women” with your attention when you’re such used-up trash yourself?

No kidding. Every few months one of my prescriptions will switch to a cheaper generic, so I’ll have white round pills instead of peach square ones or something like that. I just got used to the fact that my meds are gonna look different sometimes; it’s nothing out of the ordinary.

That’s when he went East and trained as a kung fu master.

My mom’s been a nurse (in the US) for a long time... ER until her rheumatoid arthritis got bad enough, and then school nursing. She’s pretty disabled at this point and is planning to retire after this year, but she says, “I just have to be able to get down to do CPR. They never said I had to be able to get back up.”

Perhaps you have no soul, but nobody makes it through a PhD or an MD without crying. (Maybe a few make it through the JD... but again, souls.)

Dear lord, you must not have any post-grad education. Crying is practically mandatory.

Indeed. We celebrate Indigenous Peoples Day at my place of work (a university with a high % of such). This year they sold t-shirts proclaiming “Party Like It’s 1491.”

I would have said that until I had to plan a wedding. =/ We did it absolutely cut-rate, self-catered, off-the-rack department store dress, and it was still close to $10k.

If I could afford to check a bag, I might not have had this problem. =)

Yes, I was seated and settled and they told me I had to get up and get off the plane.

I got bumped from a flight once to make room for a Special Has The Airline Credit Card prick who was a late booker. They didn’t even try to lie about it.

This is my second winter here. Everyone keeps saying last year was a mild one, and wait till you see a REAL blizzard. D=

I’m in western Minnesota. It just dropped from a high of 93 on Sunday afternoon to a low in the upper 30s overnight. I am not looking forward to this winter.

When Christians stop setting women’s clinics on fire, he can talk.

The stone in my wedding band is four and a half billion years old, so there.

It would be fitting... forced-birthers have been known to post pictures, license plates, and home addresses of clinic personnel before.

I hate Mrs. Hate hate hate. Like, involuntary disgusted-face hate.