“Replace the $20, not the $10” is exactly what I said when I first heard about this issue... I don’t know if I should be happy Cruz said something not-awful or disgusted we agree on something. =P

Yeeeah, that pretty much defines “loose associations.” I can sort of follow her logic, but when someone’s speech reminds you of the Time Cube guy, it’s time for psychiatric intervention. =/

75 people RSVP’d yes to my wedding. Like, they took the time to fill the card out and send it via snail mail.

And formula smells pretty terrible all by itself.

People die every year during heat waves. My hometown instituted cooling shelters for elderly folks who didn’t have air conditioning, because they were tired of doing health and wellness checks and finding bodies dead from heatstroke.

Air conditioning! It’s magic! =D

30?? Jeez. Tell her I just got married to someone actually awesome at age 33... ten years after divorcing someone very not-awesome. 30 isn’t old. =P
(and seriously, single isn’t bad at all. Only on TV. But it’s something you can’t appreciate until that soul-sucking loneliness and self-effacement lifts after you get…

Is he willing to take your instructions and leave the financial management in your hands? Is that something you’re willing to do?

They’re healing, and on the back of my hand for the most part. I’m honestly madder about the grant proposals.

Never did anything illegal in undergrad. During grad school, though? PhD students know how to party.

that’s the last drink I had on my 21st birthday before I ended up in the emergency room. there’s nothing like cinnamon barf.

Read the headline. Said “no” out loud before I even got to the article.

At least one person a year dies of stupidity in Yellowstone. Either by trying to pet a grizzly, or ride a bison, or walk off the trails to get a better view of a geyser, or trying to a good pic and falling into the gorge... yeah.

I’m not talking to him. I’m talking to you.

If you ask forgiveness after (from Jesus, not from Josh) then it’s all okey-dokey.

Indeed. He’s already doing a great job of ruining their marriage.

connnnnsssssseeeeeennnnnnttttt

Long-lost sister!

YES

“if you fit into their particular culture”

noooooo I was all ready to say “all right husband, it’s time, as soon as that stick has two lines let’s schedule a C-section” but nooooooooooooooooooo